| I’ve been patient
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| I’ve been a mental patient
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| I’ve been a parental replacement
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| For kids sent to the basement
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| I’m a has-been. |
| I’ve been had
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| I’ve become best friends with a pen and pad
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| Understanding the logic of an inanimate object
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| Standing in the projects with a sign around my neck
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| Saying «Show me my respect!»
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| They thought it as a setup, upset
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| I’ve been unusual
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| I’ve been an unusual suspect
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| You’re beautiful, just check
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| To make sure that you’re musical on set
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| I’ll be back in a minute
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| React to the limit
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| And find out if ya act offended
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| Asking me if you can kick it?
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| I said «No you may not.»
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| Cause your flow just ain’t hot
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| So you busters stay shy
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| What the fuck do they got?
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| Watch your mouth. |
| What’d that bitch say?
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| That went way out
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| No doubt hit by the ricochet
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| Kids today. |
| I just don’t trust em
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| When I have mine I’m a make him speak in rhymes
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| He’ll think that it’s custom
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| I’ll tell him that he’s Muslim every Christmas
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| So on December 25th he’ll be giftless
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| Then I’ll convince this dumbass
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| He’s actually a witness of Jehovah
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| Flip mat sheets on the sofa
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| Have him bring fat chicks on over
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| Give em drinks if they’re sober
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| We’ll make some noise soon
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| If she stinks up an odor
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| Send it to my boys room
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| This is my house
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| You don’t like it you can get the fuck out
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| Cause under my roof, you live by my rules, son
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| I make you want to bounce
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| Sage Francis makes you wanna bounce
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| Joey Beats makes you wanna bounce
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| Non-Prophets weathered and deep cuts
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| We send battle rhymes to shatter minds
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| The Secret Service Crew
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| But they’ll all fall through
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| Non-Prophets
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| If you’re jumping up and down right now
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| Stop it
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| I’ve made a man mad
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| I’ve been a mad man
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| I’ve been a goody two shoes
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| Who walks bare footed in a bad land
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| I’ve been to Madison
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| «What's up?» |
| to my Boston heads
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| I came to visit y’all
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| But you know me I got lost instead
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| I toss in bed
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| Keep myself awake at night
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| Worried that I might not fall asleep
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| Until I see the light
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| My friends wanna see me fight
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| Cause I’m a Black Belt Karate Master!
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| I’d rather have my freestyle raps
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| Sale the party’s laughter
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| Plus I’m out of shape
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| And haven’t trained in months
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| Can’t count how many times
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| My face has been punched
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| I’m feeling cranial lumps
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| They made you a chump
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| I left you walkin a course of
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| Mind anguish with sign language
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| Is y’all def or what?
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| That depends. |
| You mean the d-e-a-f kind?
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| He must’ve read my lips so hard
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| That he was left blind
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| I’ve never been signed
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| But I’ve been signed off
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| Cause I never rhyme soft
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| Or wore designed cloth
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| Every time I cough
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| I swear to God that it’s a cardiac arrest
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| Feel my chest
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| Make sure it’s not a heart attack
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| I’m stressed
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| It’s rest that I probably lack
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| Yes. |
| I’m a full fledged
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| Over the edge hypochondriac obsessed
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| With cleaning the rims on my Pontiac
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| Rollin through the plaza asking
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| «where tha party at?»
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| Come in hardly last
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| But hardly fat
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| Buying oil in Iraq
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| To get him violent
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| And his car keys back
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| My wife don’t want me back
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| I want to hold her
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| It’s a shame she ain’t been the same
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| Ever since I told her
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| «This is my house
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| You don’t like it, you can get the fuck out
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| This is my roof, you live by my rules bitch.»
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| She said I had to bounce
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| Sage Francis makes you wanna bounce
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| Joey Beats makes you wanna bounce
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| Non-Prophets weathered and deep cuts
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| We send battle rhymes to shatter minds
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| The Secret Service Crew
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| But them all fall through
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| Non-Prophets
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| If you’re jumping up and down right now
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| You missed the topic |