| Dear mister debt collector,
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| You cannot smitten down
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| I know you don’t know me at all,
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| Or at least not very well,
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| Yet, I get letters from you,
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| I get calls everyday,
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| You tell me what I owe you plus fees,
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| You’re after me to pay.
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| I think of you so often,
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| I know you’re feeling mad,
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| The attention that I’m given from you is the most I’ve ever had,
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| Most I’ve had anyway for years and years and years,
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| I’ve got great legs,
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| But as you well know,
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| I’ve got a rather bigger ears.
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| Let’s,
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| Let’s fall in love,
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| Come on,
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| Let’s,
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| Let’s fall in love Nice you think to drop me notes almost every day,
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| Nice you call so often,
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| You’re after me to pay,
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| Nice the way you say my name,
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| You know my birthday too!
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| Nice you see as clear as day,
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| I may come visit you.
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| Darling come, anytime!
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| The notes are getting cold,
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| I love to laugh and drink red wine,
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| I’m forty-eight years old.
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| But look at bills, but look at this,
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| To make the time fly past,
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| We’ll cuddle close, on the couch,
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| Waiting and I guess…
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| Let’s,
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| Let’s fall in love,
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| Come on, |
| Let’s,
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| Let’s fall in love Oh, I know you want to…
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| Hmmm…
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| I get bills and I’m no quitter,
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| So what’s the point in that, to know better,
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| Most these angry missives,
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| fly…
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| Let’s put it aside,
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| Let’s get together,
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| Let’s find some place away,
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| From the weather,
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| We’ll find some place we can look at each other,
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| How do I…
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| How do I, sparkle above, shifting cloud of floating dove,
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| Souls that fit like hand in glove,
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| Let’s just call this love…
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| You’ve got lalala and I ain’t got,
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| Let’s let nature tell us what,
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| Let’s let mother Nature tell us what,
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| Tell us what to do!
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| Let’s,
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| Let’s fall in love,
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| Let’s,
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| Let’s fall in love
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| Let’s,
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| Let’s fall in love,
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| Come on,
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| Let’s,
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| Let’s fall in love.
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| It would solve so many problems…
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| Mmhhh…
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| Dear Mister debt collector,
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| You cannot smitten down,
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| I know you don’t know me at all,
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| Or at least,
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| not very well… |