| Come for the day and stay a year
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| That’s the way it goes around here
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| In the House of Mama Dragon
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| Trudy’s house becomes a home for
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| All who seek and laugh alone
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| It’s the House of Mama Dragon
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| Tawt I taw a puddy cat well
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| She’s got two, and fish on top of that!
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| In the House of Mama Dragon
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| Stick around and soon you’ll be
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| Cashing in on STRAGEDY!
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| In the House of Mama Dragon
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| Remember, thou art god. |
| Now take your cookie
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| How’s she gonna cast circle today
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| With the carrot or the athame
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| In the House of Mama Dragon?
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| Wit can bite and smiles can shine but
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| Not when you leave your teeth behind
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| In the House of Mama Dragon
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| When it comes your turn for the ritual cup/and your time is up
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| And/if your mind goes blank
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| Just make it up!/who gives a ****!!
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| In the House of Mama Dragon
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| Remember, thou art god. |
| Now take your cookie
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| Remember, thou art goddess; |
| yes
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| Crone jokes I’ve never heard before:
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| «of course, you realize, dis means war!»
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| In the House of Mama Dragon
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| Dragonlady doesn’t speak in fire but she’ll
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| Kick your *** when things get down to the wire
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| Just like the Trickster when you raise his ire
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| So all who seek and laugh alone
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| Just consult your local Crone
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| She will take it all in stride
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| Disbelieve the light in my own eyes;
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| She claims to be disorganized!
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| Just don’t expect a place to hide the bodies!
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| Remember, thou art god!
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| Remember, thou art goddess, yes!
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| Remember, when the gods all stutter on your precious name
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| You have the gift of humor;
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| No one who meets you will frown for very long
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| Or ever be the same |