| You dear attractive dewy-eyed idealist
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| Today you have to learn to be a realist
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| You may be bent on doing deed of daring due
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| But up against a shark, what can a herring do?
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| Be wise, compromise
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| Compromise, and be wise!
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| Let them think you’re on their side, be noncommittal
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| I will not bow my head to the men I despise!
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| You won’t have to bow your head to stoop a little
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| Why not learn to put your faith and your reliance
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| On an obvious and simple fact of science?
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| A crazy planet full of crazy people
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| Is somersaulting all around the sky
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| And every time it turns another somersault
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| Another day goes by
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| And there’s no way to stop it
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| No, there’s no way to stop it
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| No, you can’t stop it even if you tried
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| So, I’m not going to worry
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| No, I’m not going to worry
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| Every time I see another day go by
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| While somersaulting at a cockeyed angle
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| We make a cockeyed circle 'round the sun
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| And when we circle back to where we started from
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| Another year has run
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| And there’s no way to stop it
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| No, there’s no way to stop it
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| If the earth wants to roll around the sun
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| You’re a fool if you worry
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| You’re a fool if you worry
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| Over anything but little number one
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| That’s you!
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| That’s I!
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| And I!
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| And me!
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| That all absorbing character
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| That fastinating creature
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| That super special feature
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| Me!
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| So every star on every whirling planet
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| And every constellation in the sky
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| Revolves around the center of the universe
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| That lovely thing called, I
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| And there’s no way to stop it
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| No, there’s no way to stop it
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| And I know, though I cannot tell you why (sigh)
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| Just as long as I’m living
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| Just as long as I’m living
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| There’ll be nothing else as wonderful as I
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| I! |
| I! |
| I! |
| Nothing else as wonderful as I! |