| When the outside temperature rises
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| And the meaning is oh, so clear
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| One thousand and one yellow daffodils
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| Begin to dance in front of you, oh dear
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| Are they trying to tell you something?
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| You’re missing that one final screw
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| You’re simply not in the pink, my dear
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| To be honest, you haven’t got a clue
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| I’m going slightly mad
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| I’m going slightly mad
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| It finally happened, happened
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| It finally happened, oh-woah
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| It finally happened, I’m slightly mad
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| Oh dear
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| I’m one card short of a full deck
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| I’m not quite the shilling
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| One wave short of a shipwreck
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| I’m not at my usual top billing
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| I’m coming down with a fever
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| I’m really out to sea
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| This kettle is boiling over
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| I think I’m a banana tree
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| Oh dear, I’m going slightly mad
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| I’m going slightly mad
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| It finally happened, happened
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| It finally happened, uh huh
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| It finally happened, I’m slightly mad
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| Oh dear
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| I’m knitting with only one needle
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| Unravelling fast, it’s true
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| I’m driving only three wheels these days
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| But my dear, how about you?
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| I’m going slightly mad
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| I’m going slightly mad
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| It finally happened
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| It finally happened, oh yes
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| It finally happened
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| I’m slightly mad
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| Just very slightly mad
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| And there you have it |