| I didn’t have a chance in art school
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| You offered to help this poor fool
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| And I was more than pleased
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| That you had taken me under your wing
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| And during those first encounters
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| I sensed a curious power
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| But I was ill equipped
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| To understand your subtle hints
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| Oh Valerie!
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| Oh! |
| I never thought it would go this far
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| Oh Valerie-hee!
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| I never thought it would go-o-o-o this far
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| I never suspected your intentions
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| When you showed unusual affection
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| But when you kissed my cheek
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| My world collapsed my knees went weak
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| That moment just made no sense
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| I lost my nerve and innocence
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| I turned and ran away
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| I’ll never understand that day
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| Oh Valerie!
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| Oh! |
| I never thought it would go this far
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| Oh Valerie-hee!
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| I never thought it would go-o-o-o this far
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| It’s so easy to see now
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| You dropped a thousand clues
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| But no matter which way I turn I’ve something to lose
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| Something to lose!
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| Oh Valerie!
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| Oh! |
| I never thought it would go this far
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| Oh Valerie-hee!
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| I never thought it would go-o-o-o this far
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| The last I saw of Valerie
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| She was followed in the school’s art gallery
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| By some aspiring soul
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| I hope she understands her role
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| Still stumped in my confusion
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| With one last innocent illusion
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| I’ve got just this to say
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| I wish there had been an easier way
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| Oh-ho! |
| Valerie
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| I never thought it would go this far
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| Oh Valerie-hee!
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| I never thought it would go- whoah-o-o-o!
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| Oh Valerie!
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| Oh! |
| I never thought it would go this far
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| Oh Valerie-hee!
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| I never thought it would go this far |