| $ 30 cover for the khaoss magick live ritual
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| Not Nazis, just into the aesthetic
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| Library of forbidden lore purchased on Amazon
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| (For this pleases the Dark Lord)
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| Doing real evil sure seems risky
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| And like it might require a suit and tie
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| Better to trust time-tested theatrics
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| Ancient sacraments passed down from the ‘80s
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| Oh, it’s the old rot of Rome
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| Dolled up in goat horns and a gas mask
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| And croakin' out turgid liturgies
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| I got your old-time religion right here
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| Crypto-Christian cheerleaders
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| Root, root, root for the losing team
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| Better start picking up hours
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| Thousands to spend on robes and costumery
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| The hordes won’t show if your look ain’t fancy
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| The greatest trick the devil ever pulled
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| Was convincing you saps
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| That ‘observe the dress code'
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| Shall be the whole of the Law
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| Incant thy prayer to pseudo-profundity
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| Inverted crosses confess thy pontiff envy
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| Menacing gibberish covers for hollowness
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| Bestial blasphemic nunrape nonsense
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| The beast as described by D&D
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| (For this pleases the Dark Lord)
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| Clownpainted priest garbed for mummery
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| Casts charm of +5 protection against women and minorities
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| But keeps it down, mindful of sales
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| Best to maintain a dead language smokescreen
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| Ave Satanas, ave domini inferi
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| Polire hunc stercorum et tu non potes |