| I sweat out seven pounds in water weight
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| Just asking for your number
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| When you gave it to me I went home
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| And waited a couple hours, like the magazines all told me
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| Then I sent you some emojis
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| And a funny joke from that TV show you said that you like
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| And that was eight hours ago
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| And now everyone I know is either
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| Fast asleep or staring at their phone
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| I don’t really care exactly what we do together
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| Cause it’s probably better than sleeping alone
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| Answer my text you dick
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| Or call me up and tell me that you’re coming over
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| I’ll clean up my room so quick
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| Answer my text you dick
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| Maybe something I said before just wasn’t right
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| Or maybe your heart’s on silent mode tonight
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| On silent mode tonight
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| Well you wrote me back eventually and took me to a movie
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| You said it was a date, but I’m not sure if you were serious
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| I act like I know what I’m doing and all my friends see through me
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| It felt so cool when we got home late and made my parents furious
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| But then you left again and I just felt confused and nerdy
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| My teenage angst will be with me well into my thirties
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| It always feels like there’s something I don’t know
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| And as I watch you drive away, I’m screaming out my window
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| Answer my text you dick
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| Or call me up and tell me that you’re coming over
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| I’ll clean up my room so quick
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| Answer my text you dick
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| Maybe something I said before just wasn’t right
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| Or maybe your heart’s on silent mode tonight |