| Tell me the story of the day you went fishing
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| And you came back in the evening
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| With a fish that was fat as a pig
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| What I said, as a horse that was bigger
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| Than the biggest cow that I ever saw
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| Oh, you tell it all again
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| You won’t hear a word all day
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| But please don’t tell me 'bout the girls
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| 'Cause I am the one your’re having now
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| And that’s how it’s gonna stay
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| Don’t play Casanova
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| 'Cause I’m sick about adventures
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| That you’ve had with other girls before me
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| Don’t play Casanova
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| Shut up, you big lover
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| 'Cause in my arms you’re just a baby
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| Make the world believe that ev’ry day as you stand up
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| You take a cold shower and you drink in an hour
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| 25 glasses of whisky or more
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| And then walk straight to the door |