Lyrics Dead When It Hits the Shelves - Punchline

Dead When It Hits the Shelves

Hi there, I’d like to return myself
This one’s defective
It was there on the shelf
I tried it, I liked it
But it must be bad timing
'Cause now I don’t think that it’s boding well
But back to what I said
You should call on the department heads
Call it a recall
The word into effect
Remake me to make me
More better, less flaky
Eventually you’ll thank me, I bet
Dead when I hit the shelves
I’m dead when I hit the shelves
Dead when it hits to the target
Dead when it hits the shelves
Yeah
What’s that you say?
I don’t think they gave me a receipt
But can’t you see this thing is falling apart
Is this how you made it
Or I desecrated
Something that was created in the stars
I wanna be a realist
But is that the realest?
Yeah I’m here still holding
Keeping cool like strolling
Look closely I’m rolling off a cliff
Dead when I hit the shelves
I’m dead when I hit the shelves
Dead when it hits to the target
Dead when it hits the shelves
Well I’m dead when I hit the shelves
I’m dead when I hit the shelves
Dead when it hits to the target
Dead when it hits the shelves
Yeah
Shoot me in the back of the head when things are going too good
'Cause that’s how I’d love to leave this big, weird, neighborhood
You were the only one
I was a loaded gun
I can’t believe I never said I was sorry
But I’m saying it now
Dead when I hit the shelves
I’m dead when I hit the shelves
Dead when it hits to the target
Dead when it hits the shelves
Well I’m dead when I hit the shelves
I’m dead when I hit the shelves
Dead when it hits to the target
Dead when it hits the shelves
Yeah
Yeah