| Well, here comes Jumbo with a phone in his hand
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| Bet it’s been a while since you seen a real man
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| Grown up strong on the fat of the land of the free
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| Sure, I guess he got off to a hell of a start
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| With his grandpa’s money and his daddy’s heart
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| But you oughta know privileged is a pretty hard thing to be
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| You know?
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| Whoa! |
| Here comes Jumbo with a knife and a tan
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| And an elephant’s tail for his Instagram
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| Grown up brave on the fat of the land of the free
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| See the twinkle in his eye like a torch in the dark
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| On a court-approved stroll through the city park
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| Whistling which of you purebreds gonna bark at my theme song goes a little
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| something like:
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| Here comes Jumbo
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| American as gumbo
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| Skin white as new corn liquor hair black as molasses rum, though
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| He ain’t dumb, no
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| You elitist bums, go
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| Get yourselves off of Capitol Hill
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| ‘Cause we’ve just about had our fill
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| Of y’all playing Columbo
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| When anyone can tell
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| That good old Jumbo
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| Was only to trying to help
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| Only trying to help
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| (Oh, help us out with one now Jumbo)
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| Here comes Jumbo
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| American as gumbo
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| Washed in the blood of the little man singing fee fi fo fum, bro
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| ‘Til his kingdom comes so
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| You elitist bums can go
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| Fuck yourselves off of Capitol Hill
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| ‘Cause we’ve just about had our fill
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| Of wondering what is and isn’t rigged
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| When there’s all these unadopted kids
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| Ready to swim across the Bering Sea
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| To feast on the fat of the land of the free
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| They’re twiddling their thumbs though
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| While y’all play Columbo
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| With poor old Jumbo
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| Shh! |