Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Professional, artist - Pulp.
Date of issue: 29.03.1998
Song language: English
The Professional |
I’m back, in full effect |
I can’t even hold myself erect |
I got nothing, that I wanna say |
I’m gonna say it, anyway |
I know you think that I’ve lost it baby |
I know you think that my star is fading |
You used to be a contender, now you’re just a pretender |
Psychic karaoke every weekend |
You don’t fit in those clothes anymore |
Why don’t you take them back to the charity store? |
While you’re there, you can always hand yourself in |
You’re into green issues, start recycling |
You hide behind your woman when you’re out on the town |
Sure wouldn’t blame her for holding you down |
Holding you down, holding you down |
You’re the only one who’s holding you down |
You’re only ever polite when you’re out of your box |
Cocker’s short for sucker… |
A sucker of… |
Oooh oooh ooooh |
Ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh |
Oooh oooh ooooh |
A sucker of… |
Oooh oooh ooooh |
Ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh |
Oooh oooh ooooh |
When I got up today I had that feeling again |
Everything was okay then the world started seeping in |
Now I’m trying to sleep it away |
Oh but I can’t sleep it away |
Can you answer this question can you answer it right? |
Have you ever done anything good in your life? |
Have you ever done anything that wasn’t just for yourself? |
Are you capable of giving? |
Are you capable of giving just for the sake of it |
Without expecting anything in return? |
I’m only trying to give you waht you’ve come to expect |
Just another song about single mothers and sex |
Single mothers and sex |
Single mothers and sex |
Just another song about single mothers and sex |
OK, you’ve heard it before; |
It’s nothing special |
But it’s a living, can’t you see? |
I’m a professional |
Oooh oooh ooooh |
Ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh |
Oooh oooh ooooh |
Yeah, I’m a professional |
Oooh oooh ooooh |
Ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh |
Oooh oooh ooooh |
Sleep on my darling |
Sleep on don’t wake as I leave |
I’ve been rehearsing this scene so long now; |
Don’t interupt me as I do it for real |
The bedroom floor is treacherous |
A tea-cup could be disastrous; |
Cos that would mean I would have to say |
What is written in the letter I posted yesterday |
So that it would get here when I was gone |
And you awoke |
Oh, she will meet me from the train |
And she won’t know a thing |
About how I talk with my mouth full and only bath once a week |
How I’m nicer the first time you meet me than the next |
And I’m rapidly losing interest in sex |
Yeah I’m rapidly losing interest in sex |
What’s the point in making it over-emotioanl? |
You can do it the hard way |
Or you can be a professional |
Oooh oooh ooooh |
Ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh |
Oooh oooh ooooh |
I’m a professional |
Oooh oooh ooooh |
Ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh |
Oooh oooh ooooh |
(Okay) |
Sleep on my darling |
Sleep on my love |
Sleep on my darling |
Sleep on my love |
Sleep on my darling |
Sleep on my love etc |