| I thought that you were joking
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| When you said «I want to see you
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| To discuss your contribution
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| To the future of our nations heart and soul»
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| «Six o’clock my place Whitehall»
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| But I arrived just after seven
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| But you said «it doesn’t matter
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| «I understand your situation and your image I’m flattered
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| I’d just like to tell you
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| That I love all of your albums
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| Could you sign this for my daughter?
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| She’s in hospital her name is Miriam
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| Now I’ll get down to the gist:
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| Do you want a line of this?
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| Are you a socialist?
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| I’m doing fine
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| Buzzing all the time
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| Just one hit
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| And I feel great
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| And I support
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| The welfare state
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| You must be a socialist because you’re always off out on the piss
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| In your private members bar
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| Yes you are, you superstar
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| Well you sing about common people
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| And the misshapes and the misfits
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| So can you bring them to my party
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| Can you get them all to to sniff this?
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| All I’m really saying is
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| Come on and rock the vote for me
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| All I need is come on, roll up that note for me
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| The gist of all this is
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| Do you want hits or do you want misses?
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| Are you a socialist
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| Socialist, socialist
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| You can be just what you want to be
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| Just as long as you don’t try and compete with me
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| And we’ve waited such a long time for a chance to help our own kind
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| Please come on and toe the party line
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| You owe it to yourself
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| Don’t think of anyone else
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| We promise we won’t tell
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| We won’t tell
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| We won’t, tell |