| Here’s lookin' at you, kid
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| It was gonna leak eventually, so eventually it did
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| And bad new, travels fast I think
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| In a moment the country will be stiff, stiff inside their pants
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| All the editors are hard, all the journalists are wet
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| All the boys are jerking off in private on the internet
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| The manager is sweating
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| The parents smoking cigarettes
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| And it doesn’t matter if the vision flatters
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| It’s the nudity, and that much is understood
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| (And that much is understood, that much is understood)
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| And it better be
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| It fucking better be
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| It better be good
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| Cause she looks hungry on that tape
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| Yeah, she looks so fine in the limelight
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| In the sickly green she might have been
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| A girl I know, a place I’ve seen
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| Now all the editors are hard, and all the journalists are wet
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| And all the boys are jerking off in private on the internet
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| Now all the editors are hard, and all the journalists are wet
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| And all the boys are jerking off in private on the internet
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| Between the sweat and the silhouette
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| Between the drink and the regret
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| Have your fill, but don’t forget…
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| Everyone’s naked!
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| Somewhere out there in-ter-net
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| Somewhere out there in-ter-net
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| The Jonas generation’s got rings wrapped 'round their dicks
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| The whole world waits with patience for one them boys to slip
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| Reflected, directed, by one simple fact
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| Be careful what you’re looking at because it might be looking back
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| Reflected, directed, by one simple fact
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| Be careful what you’re looking at because it might be looking back
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| In the sickly green she might have been
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| A girl I know, a place I’ve seen
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| In the sickly green she might have been
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| A fantasy that I foreseen
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| Yeah!
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| Get if off, get it off online
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| Get it off get if off get it off online
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| Innocently green she might have been
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| A girl I know or a place I’ve seen
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| A girl I know or a place I’ve seen |