Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Dead Man's Shoes , by - Professor Green. Release date: 30.09.2014
Song language: English
Dead Man's Shoes |
| I want me a Vegas girl |
| I don’t like the song but I’d love me a Vegas girl |
| How do I have the audacity to say this? |
| I’m a little bit of a sadist, girl |
| I say this, I say that |
| Whatever I say, I never take back |
| I’ve got no respect |
| Ask Dream Mclean and his enormous head |
| I ain’t got the heart to care |
| Ask him how long he spends in the barbers' chair |
| I wouldn’t wanna be your barber |
| Picture me on a sheep in a barber |
| I’m Green like a frog and I ribbet |
| No, I’ve not lost it, I’m just being silly |
| Really need an ump and I’m going on millie |
| I don’t mean I’m going on Millie |
| How much longer could he go? |
| My mind can only be described as unhealthy |
| No, I wasn’t made in Chelsea |
| I’m just living it up real tosh |
| I wear them dead man’s shoes |
| I wear them dead man’s shoes |
| I wear them dead man’s shoes |
| I wear them dead man’s shoes |
| I’ve had an idea, who knows how |
| We can raise the national IQ? |
| I do |
| Take every member of every reality TV show |
| For a little trip on a ship and then sink the boat |
| Thank God Millie quit the show, I’m unbiased |
| It’s simple, Millie would’ve been on the ship too |
| A prick to anybody and everybody |
| There ain’t a woman alive that I wouldn’t be a dick to |
| But you came into my life |
| And now everything’s so sweet |
| I found my perfect match in a woman |
| Who gives more hugs than me, Millie |
| Me and my bird are barmy |
| Two peas in a pod, edamame |
| Couldn’t care less what the whole world thinks of me |
| As long as the in-laws think I’m charming, darling |
| In a couple of years, I’ll be speaking posh |
| «He ain’t hood anymore, he’s a tot» |
| Picture hearing me speaking in a posh accent |
| Like «come hither now, clean my cock»? |
| «What did you say, young man?» |
| «Is this the way young people behave nowadays, young man?» |
| That was when she hit me with her walking stick and said |
| «That ought to teach you for talking shit» |
| I don’t even know who she was, this is what the weed does |
| Millie, I’m gonna be with you forever |
| Only till the day that we divorce and I get taken to the cleaners |
| Probably for getting caught fondling the clean-er |
| It’s never gonna happen! |
| She’s 68! |
| She has had four children! |
| It would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway! |
| I wear them, I wear them |
| Them dead man’s shoes, I wear them |
| I wear them, I wear them |
| Them dead man’s shoes, I wear them |
| Dead man’s shoes, I wear them |
| Dead man’s shoes, I wear them |
| I wear them, I wear them |
| Them dead man’s shoes, I wear them |