| Ahh, mate
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| A wise man once said
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| Just as things start looking up
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| It all goes to shit again
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| Story of my fucking life!
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| I’m growing up, growing up, growing up in public
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| Growing up, growing up, growing up in public
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| Growing up, growing up, growing up in public
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| Growing up, growing up, growing up in public
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| They told me to act my age
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| Maybe one day I’ll act it
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| But for now I’m going backwards, yeah
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| Lacing up my shoes, buttoning my shirt
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| I don’t know why I’m bothering, you can’t polish a turd
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| Is my tie straight?
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| I did it and I did it all my way
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| I told you from the get-go
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| It was my way or the high way
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| And I weren’t lying then
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| Ain’t lying now, never been a walk over, ain’t lying down
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| It’s nothing new to me, the press ain’t ever been too nice
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| I ain’t surprised, the headline was about the DUI
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| Think to yourself «what would I have done?»
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| Somebody popped my watch and then tried to run
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| We got in a tussle, all the while
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| I had no idea where my wife had gone, plus I’m poignant on
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| Whether he’s got a gun or a knife on him
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| Not knowing if her life was in
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| Danger why I tried to hold on to the watch and fight the
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| Then I heard her scream, so I’m guessing he bought more guys with him
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| Fuck the watch, my priority’s Millie now
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| You think what I did was so silly now you’ve figured it out?
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| Worked out the reason for me getting into the whip
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| Not only is this dickhead who got me kicked
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| And gotten away with my watch, he’s gone and gotten me in all of this shit
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| Shame I never caught up to him in the whip, eh?
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| OK, if I’m being logical, in hindsight then probably, it is not a shame that I
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| didn’t catch up to the little toerag in the car because that could’ve ended
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| with me in more trouble than I already am…
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| DCI Clarke!
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| Detective Constable Clarke!
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| I don’t like you… at all
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| We will never, ever be friends
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| I don’t wanna be a criminal! |
| I’m nearly 30 years old! |
| I’m a married man!
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| I wanna move to the country, have children and smoke my… pipe!
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| With nothing illegal in it! |