Lyrics Dance Like a Tory - Professor Green

Dance Like a Tory

Oi DJ SSW
Pull that one up
Rude girl
Haha
Excuse me, you, you, you
No, you, I actually don’t care what your name is
Just take the suit case to the local co-op
And fill it up with wine, will you?!
Haha, cheers
No, cheap as possible
Thanks, haha, cheers
Thanks
The doors to 338 are closed
While number 10 gets down
It’s popping off on Downing Street
My favourite restaurant just closed down
The doors to 338 are closed
While number 10 gets down
So grab your blue ties and raving suits
To conservatively get down
Ain’t a party, it’s a work event
Ain’t a shoobs, it’s a work event
Ain’t a rave, it’s a work event
It’s a work event, work it out
Ain’t a party, it’s a work event
Ain’t a shoobs, it’s a work event
Ain’t a rave, it’s a work event
It’s a work event, work it out
Nobody cared about care homes
They should have all been in their homes
Instead they all round Boris'
All getting down with their Doris'
Getting Mat Hancocks in their offices
If I had a party, their would have been officers
While they were getting down on the dancefloor
Can I get a «we don’t need a covid passport»
The doors to 338 are closed
While number 10 gets down
It’s popping off on Downing Street
My favourite restaurant just closed down
The doors to 338 are closed
While number 10 gets down
So grab your blue ties and raving suits
To conservatively get down
Get down
Dance like a Tory
Get down
Kiss like a Tory
Get down
Make rules
Break rules
Don’t give a … like a Tory
Get down
Dance like a Tory
Get down
Kiss like a Tory
Get down
Make rules
Break rules
Don’t give a … like a Tory
I run the country and I’m barmy
An regularly come across as smarmy
I don’t even know how many kids I have
How was I meant to know it was a party?
I’d hardly call it illegal
We only invited a hundred people
As long as we wear
What we wear to work
And we’re where we work
Then surely we’re at work?!
The doors to 338 are closed
While number 10 gets down
It’s popping off on Downing Street
My favourite restaurant just closed down
The doors to 338 are closed
While number 10 gets down
So grab your blue ties and raving suits
To conservatively get down
Get down
Dance like a Tory
Get down
Kiss like a Tory
Get down
Make rules
Break rules
Don’t give a …
So what if they find out, I’ll just apologise
It’ll be fine
I make the rules, so what if I break the rules?
What a night though ay?
Maybe we should start a night, maybe a rave?
Call it AM to PM, with the PM!
Don’t give a … like a Tory
Where’s my BM?
That’s slang for baby mother
I’ve got a few