| See it all started the other day
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| I was smoking and, you know
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| Thinking to myself all deeply, you know
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| How you do sometimes when you smoke weed
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| You start thinking too deeply and it all gets a bit scary
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| Anyway, I’m just getting back to the point which is
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| I was thinking about how if I were to die
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| Have I done everything that I would really like to do
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| And I haven’t
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| So this is a list of everything I’d like to do before I die…
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| I want a number one in the chart’s
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| Before I pass and can ask
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| If Lulu if she regrets having her chest
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| Enhanced with implants
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| I wanna get my teeth straightened
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| To make me more handsome
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| Make friends with Hugh Hefner
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| And go on a long break to the playboy mansion
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| See before I die, before I leave earth
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| Before I’m put inside of a coffin and burnt
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| I want to grow till I am old of age
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| And smoke till I am old and grey
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| Till I’m 60 with a spliff
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| Trying to kick a flow on stage
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| Still drunk in the club
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| Looking for sluts with a zimmer frame
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| Plus a pocket full of viagra
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| Just to keep my dick up straight
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| I want to see my bank account grow
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| Get my cash and go
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| To las vegas rich and come back bankrupt and broke
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| Before I can blaze an L
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| With Biggy, Big Pun, Pac and Big Earl
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| I want fame and to play with 6 girl’s
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| 6 cuties (come here)
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| With thick booty’s in a jacuzzi
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| Chung two E’s
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| Listening to Juicy truthfully
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| Before I die, I wanna be rich, I wanna be famous
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| Nah, I wanna be a superstar
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| Before I die, I want chicks, my wrists slit with bracelets
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| A few cars and two huge yards
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| Before I die, I want a car with massaging seats
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| Gold bath taps, and before I die I want a ménage à six
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| Before I die, before I die
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| I’ve got a lot of living left to do before I die
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| I want to make a mill
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| And find out just how real fake titties feel
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| But with an attitude like mine
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| I might not die, I might get killed
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| Anyway, before I die
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| I wanna drive a Ferrari
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| And a Harley
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| Go on safari
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| Withdraw a million pound coins from barclays
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| Just for the sake of it
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| Just so I can say I did
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| So you can get in a raged hate and say that I take the piss
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| I don’t care, why would I?
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| This is what I wanna do
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| I’m talking about me
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| So why would I give a fuck about you!
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| At some point I wanna give up the weed
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| Have a kid and be the dad to my son my father never was for me
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| Maybe even invest some cash
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| For the kids that I’m yet to have
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| And a little stash of cash
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| For the lawyers for the necks that I’m yet to snap
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| Before I take my bow
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| I gotta do Amsterdam
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| And get higher than I’ve ever been
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| They call me evergreen
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| I got leaves all year round
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| I pop pills and smoke so stop debating
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| So if I don’t die of intoxication
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| I’d at least like to be intoxicated |