| I’m back
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| Like I never left
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| I’m here at your in-convenience
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| I’m back
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| Like I never left
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| I’m here at your in-convenience
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| (So Steve, Steve. Where did you grow up?
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| Upper Clapton, Hackney
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| (How old were you when you first started rapping?)
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| I was 18
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| (Who are your major influences?)
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| Are you serious?
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| Your mum
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| I ain’t answering anymore of your questions
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| You know what? |
| I have a question
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| Whose idea was it to get in the charts
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| By rhyming over Hungarian dance mu-sic?
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| And why would I make dance mu-sic
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| When I can’t dance to it?
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| I’m the anecdote to that shit
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| Bringing back this rap shit
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| Soon as I’m done calling this bulimic a fat bitch
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| I’ll be saving the day and renegade with a dog playing fetch
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| Watching him chase a grenade (pow)
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| Maybe I should play the same game with Bruno
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| If I ever again get mistaken for a Cluedo character
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| I’m gonna have to unleash some amateur judo
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| I just took a shit and now I can’t find any loo roll
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| Two flows for everyone that you got, too hot, I do squat
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| Diddily and do more than you do when you do lots, do lots
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| Do women do for me what they do not do for you?
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| Maybe it’s got something to do with my new watch
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| (I'm back) I’m back
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| (Like I never left) like I never left
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| (I'm here at your) I’m here at your
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| (In-convenience) in-convenience
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| (I'm back) I’m back
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| (Like I never left) like I never left
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| (I'm here at your) I’m here at your
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| (In-convenience) in-convenience
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| I have a question
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| Why would I beat around the bush or take the scenic route?
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| When I’m a meanie born to instigate fumes
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| I’m the morning, midday and evening news
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| And I started a trend, Mike got his teeth fixed too (Mike Skinner)
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| If you’re wondering where I’ve been at, kicked back with a six-pack
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| Of Beck’s on a bench, sunbathing in a hijab
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| Give me a Tic-Tac, I just had a pack of Nik Naks
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| Thanks now I’ll turn you into a kebab with my pick-axe
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| Mish, mash, mosh pit, whenever I drop shit it’s hot shit
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| I just won a race with an ostrich
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| Obnoxious, preposterous, looney, a damn nutter
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| If I ever see Rooney anywhere near my grandmother (ah!)
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| I live life without an ounce of logic
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| I like my wrist so much I spent a house deposit on it
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| Vomit and then I drink more wine
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| Then I broke a bowl and hope the hospital gives me morphine
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| How do you spend your time?
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| I don’t have a question, nope
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| When it comes to competition I’m burying them
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| Better to bury them then have them getting lairy again
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| They want it with me like they want it with malaria
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| Like Wayne Bridge wants to be John Terry’d again
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| I developed an obsession with Caroline Flack
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| I wouldn’t mind having a go on Caroline’s-
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| Actually I promise to never be so vulgar
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| To never mention putting my cobra
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| Inside of Anna Kournikova
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| I swear
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| I think I’ve got it out of my system now
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| (You sure?)
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| I am once again ready to answer questions
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| (Good, cause there’s so much I’ve been wanting to ask you)
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| About 8 inches
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| (What?) |