
Date of issue: 31.12.2010
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Virgin
Song language: English
At Your Inconvenience |
I’m back |
Like I never left |
I’m here at your in-convenience |
I’m back |
Like I never left |
I’m here at your in-convenience |
(So Steve, Steve. Where did you grow up? |
Upper Clapton, Hackney |
(How old were you when you first started rapping?) |
I was 18 |
(Who are your major influences?) |
Are you serious? |
Your mum |
I ain’t answering anymore of your questions |
You know what? |
I have a question |
Whose idea was it to get in the charts |
By rhyming over Hungarian dance mu-sic? |
And why would I make dance mu-sic |
When I can’t dance to it? |
I’m the anecdote to that shit |
Bringing back this rap shit |
Soon as I’m done calling this bulimic a fat bitch |
I’ll be saving the day and renegade with a dog playing fetch |
Watching him chase a grenade (pow) |
Maybe I should play the same game with Bruno |
If I ever again get mistaken for a Cluedo character |
I’m gonna have to unleash some amateur judo |
I just took a shit and now I can’t find any loo roll |
Two flows for everyone that you got, too hot, I do squat |
Diddily and do more than you do when you do lots, do lots |
Do women do for me what they do not do for you? |
Maybe it’s got something to do with my new watch |
(I'm back) I’m back |
(Like I never left) like I never left |
(I'm here at your) I’m here at your |
(In-convenience) in-convenience |
(I'm back) I’m back |
(Like I never left) like I never left |
(I'm here at your) I’m here at your |
(In-convenience) in-convenience |
I have a question |
Why would I beat around the bush or take the scenic route? |
When I’m a meanie born to instigate fumes |
I’m the morning, midday and evening news |
And I started a trend, Mike got his teeth fixed too (Mike Skinner) |
If you’re wondering where I’ve been at, kicked back with a six-pack |
Of Beck’s on a bench, sunbathing in a hijab |
Give me a Tic-Tac, I just had a pack of Nik Naks |
Thanks now I’ll turn you into a kebab with my pick-axe |
Mish, mash, mosh pit, whenever I drop shit it’s hot shit |
I just won a race with an ostrich |
Obnoxious, preposterous, looney, a damn nutter |
If I ever see Rooney anywhere near my grandmother (ah!) |
I live life without an ounce of logic |
I like my wrist so much I spent a house deposit on it |
Vomit and then I drink more wine |
Then I broke a bowl and hope the hospital gives me morphine |
How do you spend your time? |
I don’t have a question, nope |
When it comes to competition I’m burying them |
Better to bury them then have them getting lairy again |
They want it with me like they want it with malaria |
Like Wayne Bridge wants to be John Terry’d again |
I developed an obsession with Caroline Flack |
I wouldn’t mind having a go on Caroline’s- |
Actually I promise to never be so vulgar |
To never mention putting my cobra |
Inside of Anna Kournikova |
I swear |
I think I’ve got it out of my system now |
(You sure?) |
I am once again ready to answer questions |
(Good, cause there’s so much I’ve been wanting to ask you) |
About 8 inches |
(What?) |
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Read All About It ft. Emeli Sandé | 2010 |
Bad Decisions ft. Nahli | 2019 |
Jungle (feat. Maverick Sabre) ft. Maverick Sabre | 2009 |
Lullaby ft. Tori Kelly | 2013 |
Extra Mile ft. Fekky, Professor Green | 2020 |
Read All About It [feat. Emeli Sandé] ft. Emeli Sandé, Cahill | 2010 |
Matters of the Heart | 2019 |
Lifted ft. Emeli Sandé, Professor Green, Mustafa Omer | 2012 |
I Need You Tonight ft. Ed Drewett | 2009 |
Avalon ft. Sierra Kusterbeck | 2010 |
Monster (feat. Example) ft. Example | 2009 |
Just Be Good To Green (feat. Lily Allen) ft. Lily Allen | 2009 |
Oh My God (feat. Labrinth) ft. Labrinth | 2009 |
Got It All ft. Alice Chater | 2019 |
Remedy [feat. Ruth Anne] ft. Ruth Anne, Wilkinson | 2011 |
Pardon Me ft. Professor Green, Laura Mvula, Wilkinson | 2014 |
Little Secrets ft. Mr. Probz | 2013 |
In The Shadow Of The Sun | 2013 |
Spinning Out ft. Fink | 2010 |
Boring | 2019 |