| I’ve been here and little too long
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| So what about my muffin top is wrong?
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| Sucking in really sucks even if I had a million bucks
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| I’d hire Jillian Michaels and still give up
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| I can’t be the only one who likes extra fries over exercise
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| I never eat the produce that I buy, so I
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| You can’t spell «diet» without «die»
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| I’ve been eating carbs since '95
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| And I heard (I heard) thick thighs save lives
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| God bless the Kardashian’s for bringing curves back
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| And all the sexy one-pieces hanging off the racks
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| If you can’t handle these love handles
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| You can find me at McDonalds
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| And trust me, you’ll be loving it
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| I can’t be the only one who likes extra fries over excersize
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| I never eat the produce that buy, so I can try
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| You can’t spell diet without die
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| You can’t spell diet without die
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| I’ve been eating carbs since 95
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| And I heard (I heard) thick thighs save lives
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| Now I can’t tell you what is gluten free
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| But I can tell you, you won’t catch me counting calories
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| Or macros, or my carbs, or
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| I can’t be the only one who likes extra fries over excersize |
| I never eat the produce that buy, so I
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| You can’t spell diet without die
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| I’ve been eating carbs since 95
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| And I heard (I heard) thick thighs save lives
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| And I heard (I heard) thick thighs save lives
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| So love thyself |