| You know it’s fucked up when your own little brother won’t bump your shit
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| (Where am I comin' in?) Yo, you walk into the place with your own
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| Little brother and be like, «Yo, check it out.» |
| (Yeah, thanks a lot
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| Just make sure that you keep your mouth closed.) This is my motherfuckin'
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| little brother
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| And people say, «Ayo, why your big brother act like that?
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| (Yo shut the fuck up when you’re talkin' to me.) Fuck him. |
| He ain’t no rapper.»
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| (Yo, what the fuck’s your problem?)
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| Verse One
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| Yo, shut the fuck up and die is what I really want to say to you
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| I hope someone hits you in the face til it’s 80 different shades of blue
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| Isn’t there anything better you got to do then jock my crew?
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| I sever contenders and render the hearing process impossible
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| You talk trash behind my back and act like you know me
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| But when you see me at the show you give me dap like we’re homies
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| Remember Bad Day?
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| Thought I was through talkin' shit
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| And now I’m like, «Fuck the world»
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| Just cause you walk on it
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| Yo, the stink of burnt bridges inches into the end zone |
| Where every breath of bad karma’s reciprocated tenfold
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| Enjoy the last boogie when life raises the gavel
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| It symbolizes your very last chance to act like an asshole
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| Plastic soldiers grabbing at their holsters
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| Trying to burst imaginary heaters in their ghost wars
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| Each jackle eventually slipped backwards
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| Showcasing how to best waste your life by trying to dismantle the patchwork
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| If you pass this test
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| I’m be sure to pin your red badge of courage through your chest flesh
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| With swift hands
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| The way your blood will flood you’ll switch plans
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| Til blue waters is red quick sand
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| Sinkin' deeper into the potion
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| I’ll bottle my jizzm and sell it to your wisdom as some hand lotion
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| I walk the fine line of being ill and being sick
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| And you walk the fine line of being a pussy and being a bitch
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| I hold attention spans like drums sticks and play solos
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| That sound like Coltrane
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| High on cocaine
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| And now the clouds are quarter notes
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| And I’m a mortal man thinkin' I can float but
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| Maybe I’m delirious
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| And this is a psychedelic experience |
| Either way I know it makes me a better lyricist
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| And you ain’t hardly hard
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| In fact you a coward
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| That back bites behind closed doors like Marv Albert
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| It’s the sour taste of self esteem swallowed through a straw
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| Enough to make your stomach bloat and leave a swollen jaw
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| I’m holdin' balls
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| You’re holdin' breath
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| How much of your soul is left?
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| Frozen steps, snooze button, perpetual overslept
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| Wake the fuck up
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| And sit the fuck down
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| Shut your fuck hole
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| And ask yourself, «What now?»
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| Rippin' the shreds
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| Lift 'em by the heads
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| Spin 'em around
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| And let 'em look at what they did to the bread
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| Verse Two
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| Roll over, sit, fetch, play dead, beg
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| The political alignment walks with a peg leg
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| I pack celebrations of an awkward opus
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| Not because it’s fly
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| But simply because I can identify
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| I carry the type of clout
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| That sneaks below the radar
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| The less they know about
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| IS the more I can take apart
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| I got a few famous alter egos inside of my frame
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| It’s how I deal with these people that don’t know my real name
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| I fired the angels |
| Hired a miser to hide in the rainbows
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| And murdered the worthless merchants purely
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| For kickin' the same-ole-same-ole
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| You’re what happens when God hiccups
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| The contents in a fraction of my product
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| Will leave your whole project crushed
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| The Orphanage
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| Got a quality crew
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| You got a bunch of teeny boppers following you
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| All you pastel poets I’m talkin' to you
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| Who’s the gay rapper?
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| It’s probably you
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| Word Print, they all ho cakes
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| No flavor like cookies that are no bake
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| I like sacks fully budded up with no shake
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| We prepare rare forms five snow flakes
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| The wack get no breaks
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| Now these here brittle bitches
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| Cuddle up to syncopated sixes
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| In triplicate
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| I cripple it just to fiddle with the syllabus
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| I hate slackers
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| They burn through my city
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| By thickening up the atmosphere
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| And thinning out the madness
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| Ah, whatever the language
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| Blueprint freaks it well
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| From Visual Basic
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| Down to Speak & Spell
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| I’ll even battle these weak MCs with braille
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| Not to be fucked with
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| Any MC can tell
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| Cause you the cat that packs pink caps to piece they thought train |
| I sodomize him with six broomsticks to watch him walk strange
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| Slug drowns him in spit
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| Eyedea snaps the camera
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| Aesop prepares eulogies
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| In iambic pentameter
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| It’s the Orphanage
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| Certified Kevorkians
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| Rappers be torturing my dick
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| Chap lips will leave the foreskin ripped
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| Unless you’re givin' props
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| Put a cork in it
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| As I give you a new reason
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| Never to record your shit
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| We spent the most time
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| Workin' this gold mine
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| Everybody’s got their own stories
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| I wrote mine
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| Everybody’s got their own words
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| You quote mine
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| Everybody thinks I’m fuckin' nuts
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| Wanna hold mine? |