| Pinkie just hit the wall, she never had it all
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| One cupcake a day, still shocked that Rainbow’s gay
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| Her dreams went out the door, when cheese was only four
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| Only been with one man, what happened to her plan
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| She was gonna be a princess, She was gonna be a star
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| She was gonna shake her flank, On the stage at Trixie’s bar
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| Her best friend Rarity is now the enemy
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| Feels like a cartoon clip, but friendship isn’t magic
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| Since miss Derpy, the cake twins, way befor Twi got wings
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| There was Rainbow and AJ, and discord was still a bad guy
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| Now Cheese is in highschool, h tells her that she’s a fool
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| 'Cause she thinks her friendships died
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| When Twilight, Twilight, Twilight learned to fly
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| Twilight learned to fly
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| She threw every party, she knew every mare
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| Before spike grew his wings, so far back Twist was there
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| She played yovidaphone, wasn’t too great at it though
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| Tried to get a loan when she broke Applejack’s phone
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| Where’s the fireworks filled with strings cheese
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| And who’s the other mare that’s poledancing at Trixie’s |
| Did Fluttershy ever hook up with Discord
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| Whatever happened to
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| Parties. |
| Galas. |
| Wrapping up winter and-
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| Derpy, the cake twins, way before Twi got wings
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| There was Rainbow and AJ, and discord was still a bad guy
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| Now Cheese is in highschool, he tells her that she’s a fool
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| 'Cause she thinks her friendships died
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| When Twilight, Twilight, Twilight learned to fly
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| She hates time, it’s not fair, maybe Starlight’s still got that spell somewhere
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| Since when were Changelings considered good guys
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| Please make this stop. |
| Stop. |
| Stop
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| And bring back-
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| Derpy, the cake twins, way before Twi got wings
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| There was Rainbow and AJ, and discord was still a bad guy
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| Now Cheese is in highschool, he tells her that she’s a fool
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| 'Cause she thinks her friendships died
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| When Twilight, Twilight, Twilight learned to fly
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| Since miss Derpy, the cake twins, way before Twi got wings
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| There was Rainbow and AJ, and discord was still a bad guy
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| Now Cheese is in highschool, he tells her that she’s a fool
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| 'Cause she thinks her friendships died |
| When Twilight, Twilight, Twilight learned to fly |