| Some people tell me I got great legs
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| Can’t figure out why you make me beg
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| Does not compute, don’t not compute
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| You think you’re special, well so do I
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| Why do special women make me cry?
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| Does not compute, it don’t not compute
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| Must be something in the water they drink
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| It’s been the same with every girl I’ve had
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| Must be something in the water they drink
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| 'Cuz why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad?
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| Some people think I’m kinda cute
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| But that don’t compute when it comes to you
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| It don’t compute, somethin', mama, don’t compute
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| What’s the hangup? |
| What’s the scam?
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| Guess you think I’m just another one, one of your fans
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| It don’t compute, somethin', honey, don’t compute
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| Must be something in the water they drink
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| It’s been the same with every girl I’ve had
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| Must be something in the water you drink
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| 'Cuz why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad?
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| I’ve got to get to you, baby
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| Some people think I’m kinda smart
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| Why must a fella stop with you before he starts?
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| It don’t compute, mama, somethin' don’t compute
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| I’d buy you clothing, buy you fancy cars
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| But you gotta talk to me, baby, tell me who you really are
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| Must be something in the water they drink
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| It’s been the same with every girl I’ve had
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| Must be something in the water you drink
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| Why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad?
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| Must be something in the water they drink
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| Must be something in the water they drink
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| Must be something in the water they drink
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| Must be something in the water they drink
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| Must be something in the water they drink
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| Must be something in the water they drink
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| Must be something in the water they drink
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| Must be something in the water they drink
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| Must be something in the water they drink
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| Must be something in the water they drink
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| Why? |
| Why?
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| I do love you, I do
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| Or else I wouldn’t go through all the things I do |