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How to Waste This Day

The dawn has barely broken yet but I’m already up
My breakfast is a T-bone steak with bacon on the top
I skip the shower and wear my dirty clothes but that’s OK
'cause I am home alone so I make all the rules today
I strap on my new blades and rush to town at breakneck speed
Then I buy a box of booster packs my Magic deck may need
I trawl the park to look at chicks but head back pretty soon
'Cause I got a comic book I plan to read this afternoon
I have the best day of my life — I can do all I wanna do
As if I aced the final bossfight and beat my hiscore too
I have the best day of my life — complete in every single way
No parents, wife, or kids to tell me how to waste this day
My Chaos Marauders take the Wood Elves out by 3 to 1
I do some hours of coding for this game I’m working on
I have some online roleplay fun harrassing all the noobs
And then I play a concert and the girls all flash their boobs
I have the best day of my life — I can do all I wanna do
As if I aced the final bossfight and beat my hiscore too
I have the best day of my life — complete in every single way
No parents, wife, or kids to tell me how to waste this day
And as I’m drifting off to sleep
Suddenly somehow
This little song pops in my head
And that’s the one you’re hearing now
I have the best day of my life — I can do all I wanna do
As if I aced the final bossfight and beat my hiscore too
I have the best day of my life — complete in every single way
No parents, wife, or kids to tell me how to waste this day
Ow!
The best day of my life — I can do all I wanna do
As if I aced the final bossfight and beat my hiscore too
I have the best day of my life — complete in every single way
No parents, wife, or kids to tell me how to waste this day
No parents, wife, or kids to tell me how to waste this day