| Haha yes! |
| I got another one
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| If you new to the movement you need to listen up
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| If you know what’s going on, welcome back
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| Last time it was 2 minutes, this time it’s a 3 minute miracle
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| Whack MCs need to get the fuck out the way!
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| One take, one track, still lettin' y’all know white boys can rap.
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| I made the beat and now I’m gonna rap it’s easy
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| Gonna be 3 minutes long, please believe me
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| It’s the one that they’re gonna play, every single day
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| And it’s gonna kill every MC in the way
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| One little, two little, three gettin' smashed
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| Better get another blunt, sprinkle on the hash
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| Burn that mother fucker, then I’ll smoke it till it’s ash
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| And yeah, I heard your CD, but I threw it in the trash
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| Oh don’t take it wrong
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| I’m just talkin' shit, doin' it’s my job
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| Potluck, it’s the clique till I’m dead and gone
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| And I’m never gonna switch, I’m not Lebron
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| Underrated, oh goodness gracious
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| Doin' shows all across the nation
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| I am the greatest so quit the hatin'
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| I’m a cool white dude like The Situation
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| I go hard, fuck a sad song
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| Can’t dance but I rap my ass off
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| Saggin' my pants I be scarin' mad dog
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| And I’m losin' all my hair like I’m Terry Bradshaw
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| But I’m the best in the biz
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| She’s getting' on her knees while I’m trippin' off this
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| Smoke a lot of weed, then I’m hitting up the fridge
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| And don’t act dumb, bitch you know who this is
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| It’s Underrated on the mic, don’t ignore me
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| Listen up quick, lemme' tell you a story
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| I rap so fresh, you spit it corny
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| Fuck Kim and Khloe, just gimme Kourtney
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| Then I hit a doggy
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| I’m the best on the earth, so I’m getting cocky
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| Cause if you’re not first you’re last ricky bobby
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| I don’t give a fuck and I’ll do what I want
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| And If you think you stoppin' me you getting rocked
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| These haters’ll talk, and I’m still on the top
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| And a (looning?) at best I’m like biggie and pac
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| It’s my movie I’m makin' the rules
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| So I’m playin' like Kobe and shakin' these fools
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| I’m still on the grind and I’m payin' my dues
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| Better back the fuck up or you will get abused
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| Everybody wanna do it
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| But you gotta push it to the limit if you wanna make the best music
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| That’s the reason why I’m tryin' everyday
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| I’m takin' over the rhythm, these mother fuckers can’t do this
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| I’m the man on the mic, no doubt, and fuck an antnarc they don’t like this sound
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| We doin' it for the fans, never dumbin' it down
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| We ain’t givin' a fuck, we the rebels in the underground
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| (One Ton (Damn man, you rap too fast)
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| No bro, you hear too slow
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| Everybody always wanna tell me what to do, and tell me where to go like E-40
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| Man I’m done, I’m sick of this shit I’m a do it my way, I don’t care what you
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| think
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| I’m a take a bong hit, I’m a' have another drink, I’m a' do what I want,
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| I’m the Humboldt County king.
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| Yeah, I’m reppin' a small town, hit another blunt, never gettin' knocked down
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| Get the pro-tools, and I’m makin' it drop out, make another beat for the kids
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| to rock out
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| Yay! |
| Everybody blaze! |
| I roll up to the front of the stage when we play
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| Ain’t' nobody ever gonna top it, and I rock it, get a profit, everybody better
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| (get out the way!)
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| Gotta make it to the end and I’m a' take it to the head, we talkin' daily till
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| we (ten?)
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| I got a lady in the bed, and if she wanna give me head
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| Then I’m a let her do her thing, all the girls wanna cling to my ding-ding
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| What? |
| other mother fucker do you know nigga flippin' and rippin' I’m takin'
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| over at the show
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| (While the rhythm on the microphone is out of control, you try to tell me what
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| to do but I ain’t' never gonna' fold)
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| Don’t trip that was just an effect
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| I’m still rappin' live on the microphone check
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| I swear that I’m never gonna cheat, that’s weak
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| One take, one track, I could do it in my sleep
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| And I never been a quitter tryin' to make it to the place where the kid feels
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| richer
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| I like three-six, but I don’t sip sizzurps, don’t wear baggy pants,
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| cause I’m not a hipster
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| I’m the baddest at this, rappin' to me is like batting practice
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| I’m a rapper looking like Bud Bundy, you might think it’s funny,
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| but the females love me
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| They wanna hug me, and give me kisses, my chicks bad like Ludacris’s |
| I am the man and I’m here to stay (Get out the way!)
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| Nobodies tellin' me what I can be
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| And if I wanna rap, and I like to smoke weed
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| Then just leave me alone, you ain’t' telling' me shit
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| I’m the best when I’m doin' it, soon to be rich
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| And if you think you stoppin' me you got it wrong
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| And we’ll take you to war, like we in Vietnam
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| Cause it’s day after day, I be fillin' the bong, in the studio makin' your
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| favorite song!
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| Now I’m out of breath, but I’m still goin' on, only 8 bars left
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| Never gonna quit, made a promise to myself, hip-hop saved my life forreal
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| So if you wanna battle then you better be ready to go, I’m flowin' a show,
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| and I went better than ever before
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| I’m never gonna lose it, it cause I do it for the music, so if you really wanna
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| do it, mothafucker you stupid
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| Bitch! |
| Get out the way! |
| once Underrated, now they all saying my name
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| I’ll be doin' it, tell em ring number one in the game
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| And every time you hear me flowin' it be nothing but flame
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| All the pretty girls say «I'm impressed», cause Josh on the mic is a pimp I
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| guess
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| I been doin' this a minute, yeah I must confess, when it comes to fast rappin'
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| I’m the motha' fuckin' best
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| And it’s done.
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| (Bitch!)
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| Ahhh!
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| And it’s my birthday!
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| Done. |