Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Custer's Last Man , by - Popcorn. Release date: 15.11.2018
Song language: English
Custer's Last Man |
| Men have walked and men have climbed |
| They live like men, and so they die so bold |
| But now it all comes to life |
| The tale of Custer’s faithful night untold |
| Voice 1: Hey, is this where Custer’s Last Stand took place in 1976? |
| Voice 2: Yeah, that’s right! |
| Hey! |
| Listen, here that? |
| Voice 1: Sounds like someone digging in that hole over there to me! |
| Sarge, may we investigate that hole over there? |
| Sarge: Alright, everyone on the double to that hole over there! |
| Voice 1: There’s a old man down there digging! |
| Sarge: Hey, old man! |
| Hey, old man down there! |
| Old man, can you hear me? |
| Hey! |
| Old Man: Please, Mr. Custer! |
| I don’t wanna go! |
| Sarge: Here, grab onto this rope, we’ll pull you up |
| Old Man: I don’t wanna get scalped! |
| Sittin' Bull and his friends |
| Waitin' up there for my scalp, you fellas ain’t gonna fool me! |
| Sarge: We’re the US Army, this is 1960! |
| Voice 4: Well what am I doin' here? |
| Voice 1: Hey, he’s wearing a 7th Calvary uniform! |
| And he’s still digging! |
| What happened, old man? |
| Old Man: Me and Mr. Custer was the only ones left, and- |
| Voice 1: What did you do? |
| Old Man: All I could do was cry |
| They tied Mr. Custer up in a fully looking thing |
| Voice 1: What did they tie him up with? |
| Was it chains? |
| Old Man: Nope, wasn’t no chains |
| Voice 1: Was it belts? |
| Old Man: Nope, it wasn’t no belts neither |
| Voice 1: Was it, rope? |
| Old Man: Nope, wasn’t none of them neither |
| Voice 1: Then what did they tie him with? |
| Voice 2: What was it, what was it? |
| Old Man: It was an itsy bitsy, teeny weeny |
| Yellow polka dot bikini |
| Then early that next morning, all the Indians left except one |
| I snook up on him, and pow, I let him have it with old betsy |
| I felt sorry for the fella after I shot him, though |
| And I said «Mr. |
| Indian, is there any last words you got before |
| You go to your huntin' ground?» |
| Indian: Tell’um Laura, I Love-um her! |
| Old Man: I untied Mr. Custer, and we ran lickety-split |
| Before them other Indians come back |
| Then Mr. Custer broke out and started runnin' and yelpin' |
| And yellin' |
| Voice 1: Well what was he yellin', what was he sayin'? |
| Voice 2: What was he sayin'? |
| Custer: I’m a yogi, I’m a yogi baby! |
| Old Man: What? |
| Custer: I’m a yogi, I’m a yogi baby! |
| Old Man: What? |
| Custer: I’m a yogi! |
| Old Man: After Mr. Custer ran off thinkin' he was |
| One of them yogi fellas, the Indians caught me again! |
| That’s the reason you fellas see me diggin' now! |
| And the medicine man told me that he was gonna let me go |
| Scott-free if, if I could |
| Voice 2: If you could what, if you could what? |
| Old man: Move two mountains, drain a river |
| Dive, swim the deep ends, oh, and pull the stop from the sky |
| And I’m on my second mountain right now |
| So get away from me right now! |
| Get away! |
| Men have walked and men have climbed |
| They live like men, and so they die so bold |
| But now it all has come to life |
| The tale of Custer’s faithful night been’s told |
| Old Man: Oh geez, fellas, get on away from me |
| And let me drain this river and climb this mountain |
| Oh fellas, let me alone, will you? |
| Oh, get away from me, fellas |
| Please let me climb this mountain! |