| Enter the fool
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| Swimming in a child proof pool
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| The cameraman says that you’re looking so cool
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| We had to rent a school bus stuffed with sand
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| It’s only gonna cost you a hundred grand
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| Your friends are in the background
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| And they’re dancing well
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| And everybody hopes that the concept will sell
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| When i give the signal start eating dirt
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| Sing into a shovel
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| And take off your shirt
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| Let’s go shopping in a posh boutique
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| Wear out more clothes then you wear in a week
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| But they can’t see your face if you’re looking down
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| And it’s gonna look bad if they’ve been jumping around
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| Run slowly down the road
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| Think of a war starting when the fireworks explode
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| Walk into the church, start to confess
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| Now turn and face the priest
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| He’s wearing a dress
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| Your friends are in the background
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| And they’re dancing great
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| We have to wrap it up now
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| It’s getting kinda late
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| So this is where you wrestle with the purple bear
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| And your gonna have to try not to mess up your hair
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| I’m so excited i could just explode
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| Cross your fingers and it might get shown
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| I told my parents to stay up late
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| But it’s half past two
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| And there’s been a mistake
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| I’m so excited i could just explode
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| Cross your fingers and it might get shown
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| I told my parents to stay up late
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| But it’s half past two
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| And there’s been a mistake |