| When I was a child starin' at the tube
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| Saw the sex, violence and death on news
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| One day I saw the Duke kill someone
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| Daddy said, «Don't worry boy, they’re just doin' actin' son»
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| All I want is attention from somebody
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| Somebody to pay attention to me
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| Like them actors I got no shame
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| I want my fifteen minutes of fame, please
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| Doin' as I seen on my TV
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| I’m just doin' as I seen on my TV
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| Can I get on the news if I kill my wife?
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| Would you respect me more if I took my life?
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| Tried to act and my career just flopped
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| So I beat up my neighbor and I got on «Cops»
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| All I want is a million from somebody
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| Somebody pay a million bucks to me
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| I could grope, shoot and rape and kill
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| And buy me a house in Beverly Hills, please
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| Doin' as I seen on my TV
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| Doin' as I seen on my TV
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| I’ll even do a porno flick, like all them Hollywood chicks
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| I’m doin' as I seen on my TV
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| Took my girl in a porno movie
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| I thought that it’d be kinda groovy
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| I thought that this’d impress my lover
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| And there she was right on the cover
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| All I want is attention from somebody
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| Somebody to pay attention to me
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| I’m a man and I got no shame
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| I want my fifteen minutes of fame, please
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| Doin' as I seen on my TV
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| Doin' as I seen on my TV
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| Hell, I’ll even do a porno flick, like my hero Rocky did
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| Doin' as I seen on my TV
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| I am not aware |