| I wrote this novel just for you
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| It sounds pretentious but it’s true
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| I wrote this novel just for you
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| That’s why it’s vulgar
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| That’s why it’s blue
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| And I say, «Thank you»
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| And I say, «Thank you»
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| I wrote this novel just for mom
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| For all the mommy things she’s done
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| For all the times she showed me wrong
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| For all the time she sang God’s song
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| And I say, «Thank you mom
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| Hello mom, thank you mom
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| Hi mom»
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| I read a book about Uncle Tom
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| Where a whitey bastard made a bomb
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| But now Ebonics rule our song
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| Those motherfuckers got it wrong
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| And I ask, «Who is Uncle Tom?
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| Who is Uncle Tom?
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| Who is Uncle Tom?»
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| You are
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| I read a book about the self
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| Said I should get expensive help
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| Go fix my head create some wealth
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| Put my neurosis on the shelf
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| But I don’t care for myself
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| I don’t care for myself
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| I don’t care for myself
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| I don’t care
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| I wrote this novel just for you
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| I’m so pretentious, yes it’s true
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| I wrote this novel just for you
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| Just for you, just for you |