| There was a god
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| An under water god who controlled the sea
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| Got killed by ten million pounds of sludge
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| From New York and New Jersey
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| This monkey’s gone to Heaven
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| This monkey’s gone to Heaven
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| This monkey’s gone to Heaven
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| This monkey’s gone to Heaven
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| The creature in the sky
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| Got sucked in a hole
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| Now there’s a hole in the sky
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| And the ground’s not cold
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| And if the ground’s not cold, everything is gonna burn
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| We’ll all take turns, I’ll get mine too
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| This monkey’s gone to Heaven
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| This monkey’s gone to Heaven
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| This monkey’s gone to Heaven
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| This monkey’s gone to Heaven
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| Rock me, Joe
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| If Man is five, If Man is five
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| If Man is five, then the Devil is six
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| Then the Devil is six, the Devil is six
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| The Devil is six, and if the Devil is six
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| Then God is seven, then God is seven
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| Then God is seven
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| This monkey’s gone to Heaven
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| This monkey’s gone to Heaven
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| This monkey’s gone to Heaven
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| This monkey’s gone to Heaven
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| This monkey’s gone to Heaven
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| This monkey’s gone to Heaven
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| This monkey’s gone to Heaven
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| This monkey’s gone to Heaven
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| This monkey’s gone to Heaven |