| If you don’t believe me I can swear that every word is true
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| I met this Zombie in a pub called «Trombi»
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| And he told me his lifestory
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| Neverminding his appearance (the customers had fleed to terrace)
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| He started talking, made me nodding
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| And I could do nothing but listen
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| Because he was so odd, so hear me
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| Zombie behave
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| Howcome did you lose your babe
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| Three times you have yourself betrayed
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| She even has the same sized shoe
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| Is this what you are oughtta do?
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| He said that «The thing is that, I used to be an unshaped prat
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| And I did really much enjoy
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| Making people feel flat, oh boy!
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| But once I met my little Janice, I lost my cool and went to panic
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| She was a beautie and my duty
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| Was to let her down, I would have made her frown
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| I even ate my leg to proof it»
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| Zombie behave
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| Howcome did you eat your leg
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| Three times you have yourself betrayed
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| She even has the same sized shoe
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| Is this what you are oughtta do? |