| He is good at certain things
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| Like making you feel guilty
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| And disappointing everybody
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| At breaking promises and plans
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| And talking shit behind your back
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| And telling you how you should live
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| While he goes nowhere fast
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| He says I only see his faults
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| But that’s not true
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| I’m trying to have a positive attitude
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| Yeah, he is good, really good
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| At certain things
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| She is good at certain things
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| Like staying home watching T. V
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| Yeah, she really does it perfectly
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| But that’s not all, you also get
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| Snotty condescending comments
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| And she’s really good at turning
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| A small problem
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| Into a huge dramatic mess
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| These talents didn’t come naturally though
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| It took a lot of practice
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| To get them down so well
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| Now she is good, really good
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| At certain things
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| They were both really good
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| Really good friends of mine
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| But people they change over time
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| Now they are so perfect together
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| I’m so glad they found each other
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| They make such a wonderful couple |