![The Breakfast Conspiracy - Pigface](https://cdn.muztext.com/i/3284751591073925347.jpg)
Date of issue: 27.08.2006
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Invisible
Song language: English
The Breakfast Conspiracy |
Gonna tell you a story |
Of some kind of a breakfast conspiracy |
Breakfast in bed, sir? |
Breakfast in bed, sir? |
Ah, no thanks, not today |
In fact, I’d far rather be sitting in a distinctly upright position |
So that I may at least have the ghost of a chance to digest |
What I don’t mind telling you |
Is completely inedible slop |
Lovingly and habitually prepared and served |
By the thugs and vagabonds |
Who are the so-called staff of this institution |
Finished with the menu, sir? |
(x4) |
Yes, yes, I shall enjoy soft cakes, toast, tea, scrambled eggs |
Strawberry jam… |
Mind you, I can’t complain, before I came here I thought |
Scrambled eggs were supposed to be brown and crispy at the bottom |
And dull yellow at the top |
My mother, god bless her, cannot boil a fucking kettle |
Without burnin the water inside |
When I came here it’s a different story, you know, oh yes |
A whole different deck of cards… |
Scrambled eggs arrive with the consistency of a moth swimming about |
In a foul yellow liquid |
I wonder where that came from? |
I would like to put forth my theory |
My own inside story, if you will |
You wanted to know what I think |
I think that every morning as we sleep |
Our beloved kitchen staff gathers around the scrambled eggs |
Like some pagan cult offering homage to a false icon |
First, the head chef, the cult leader, ritualistically stands on an |
Institutional chair, opens the fly of his |
Institutional trousers, pulls out his |
Institutional willy, and urinates in our breakfast |
HA HA HA! |
They’re just a bunch of loonies, what do they care? |
Half the bloody time they end up throwing it on the floor |
Or worse still, at each other… |
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