Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Adventures of Jason and Jr, artist - Pig Destroyer. Album song Head Cage, in the genre Date of issue: 06.09.2018
Record label: Relapse
Song language: English
The Adventures of Jason and Jr |
| Jason and I were on |
| Our way to see Iron Lung when some |
| Bug-eyed stranger handed us |
| The Constitution |
| We thought he was either |
| Insane or high |
| 'Til a sniper on a rooftop |
| Killed the poor guy |
| Before we knew it |
| We were under attack |
| By Dick Cheney |
| In his Halliburton jet pack |
| We ran for our lives |
| Straight into the clutches |
| Of the FBI |
| But we were rescued |
| By the actor Michael Ironside |
| He explained the whole |
| Cloak and dagger scheme |
| He called in the Swedish |
| Lesbian commando team |
| After the final battle |
| In the Illuminati secret base |
| We had cow tongue tacos |
| From a food truck in Chevy Chase |