Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song XXL, artist - Pickin' On Series. Album song Pickin' On Keith Anderson: A Bluegrass Tribute, in the genre КантриDate of issue: 12.09.2005
Record label: CMH
Song language: English
XXL |
| Well Momma was exhausted after she had me |
| It took two nurses to hold me, one nurse to slap me |
| Doctor turned to momma and shook his head |
| Whiped the sweat off his brow, and then he said |
| «This boy is way off the charts, as far as I can tell |
| Ooo bpppp momma he’s a double X L!» |
| By second grade I was 5' 2″! |
| By fifth grade I was wearing a size 12 shoe! |
| In eighth grade I was shopping at the, Big and Tall |
| And the coaches had me playing High School football |
| Uncle Roy said «Boy you’ll make the NFL! |
| Ooo bbppp son, you’re a double XL!» |
| Double XL, Double XL! |
| Dont call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell |
| Double XL Double XL! |
| Im a lean, mean, love machine that likes to be held |
| Ooo bbbppp baby Im a double XL! |
| Here we go! |
| Country cuties in Texas |
| String bikinis in Florida |
| Barbie Dolls driving Lexus, out in California |
| A skinny little pretty boy ain’t what they wanna hold |
| They want a real man with meat on his bones! |
| I’ll yank their Yankees, ring their Southern Belles |
| They say «ooo bbbppp we love a double XL!» |
| Double XL solo! |
| Well double XL double XL |
| Dont call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell! |
| Double XL, double XL! |
| Im a lean mean love machine that likes to be held |
| Ooo bppp baby Im a double XL! |
| Well if you ahve any doubts |
| You can see for yourself |
| Why all the girls love a double XL |
| Ooo bppp yeah Im a double XL! |
| YEAAAH! |
| Oh boy! |
| Triple XL too! |