| Well Momma was exhausted after she had me
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| It took two nurses to hold me, one nurse to slap me
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| Doctor turned to momma and shook his head
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| Whiped the sweat off his brow, and then he said
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| «This boy is way off the charts, as far as I can tell
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| Ooo bpppp momma he’s a double X L!»
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| By second grade I was 5' 2″!
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| By fifth grade I was wearing a size 12 shoe!
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| In eighth grade I was shopping at the, Big and Tall
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| And the coaches had me playing High School football
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| Uncle Roy said «Boy you’ll make the NFL!
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| Ooo bbppp son, you’re a double XL!»
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| Double XL, Double XL!
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| Dont call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell
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| Double XL Double XL!
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| Im a lean, mean, love machine that likes to be held
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| Ooo bbbppp baby Im a double XL!
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| Here we go!
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| Country cuties in Texas
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| String bikinis in Florida
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| Barbie Dolls driving Lexus, out in California
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| A skinny little pretty boy ain’t what they wanna hold
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| They want a real man with meat on his bones!
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| I’ll yank their Yankees, ring their Southern Belles
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| They say «ooo bbbppp we love a double XL!»
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| Double XL solo!
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| Well double XL double XL
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| Dont call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell!
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| Double XL, double XL!
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| Im a lean mean love machine that likes to be held
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| Ooo bppp baby Im a double XL!
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| Well if you ahve any doubts
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| You can see for yourself
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| Why all the girls love a double XL
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| Ooo bppp yeah Im a double XL!
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| YEAAAH!
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| Oh boy!
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| Triple XL too! |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song XXL , by - Pickin' On Series. Song from the album Pickin' On Keith Anderson: A Bluegrass Tribute, in the genre Кантри