| Please mister, don’t you touch me tomato
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| No, don’t touch me tomato
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| Touch me on me pumpkin, potato
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| For goodness' sake, don’t touch me tomato
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| Touch me this, touch me that
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| Touch me everything I got
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| Touch me plum, me apples too
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| But here’s one thing you just can’t do
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| All you do is feel up, feel up
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| Ain’t you tired of feel up, feel up
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| All you do is squeeze up, squeeze up
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| Ain’t you tired of squeeze up, squeeze up
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| Mister, take advice from me
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| The more you look is the less you’ll see
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| But if you just must have your way
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| Double the price you’ll have to pay
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| Oh, you’re hard like a coconut
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| But nuts, oh nuts, are nothing but
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| Before the chapters,? |
| and hot
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| Make up your mind, man, what is what
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| 'Cause all you do is feel up, feel up
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| Ain’t you tired of feel up, feel up
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| All you do is squeeze up, squeeze up
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| Ain’t you tired of squeeze up, squeeze up. |