| Bottle of claret for you if I’d realised | 
| I’d forgotten all about it George, I’m sorry | 
| Will you forgive me? | 
| Mmm yes | 
| Number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine | 
| Number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine | 
| Number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine | 
| Number nine, number nine, number | 
| Then there’s this Welsh Rarebit wearing some brown underpants | 
| About the stortage of grain in Hertfordshire | 
| Everyone of them knew that as time went by they’d | 
| Get a little bit older and a little bit slower but | 
| It’s all the same thing, in this case manufactured by | 
| Someone who’s always umpteen | 
| Your father’s giving it diddly-i-dee district was leaving | 
| Intended to die | 
| Ottoman | 
| Long gone through | 
| I’ve got to say irritably and | 
| Floors, hard enough to put on | 
| Per day’s md in our district | 
| There was not really enough light to get down | 
| And ultimately | 
| Slumped down | 
| Suddenly | 
| They may stop the funding | 
| Place your bets | 
| The original | 
| Afraid she’ll die | 
| Great colours for the season | 
| Number nine, number nine | 
| Who’s to know? | 
| Who was to know? | 
| Number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine | 
| Number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine | 
| Number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine | 
| I sustained nothing worse than | 
| Also, for example | 
| Whatever you’re doing | 
| A business deal falls through | 
| I informed him on the third night, when fortune gives | 
| People ride, people ride | 
| Ride, ride, ride, ride | 
| Ride | 
| Number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine | 
| Ri-i-i-i-ide | 
| Ri-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ide | 
| Number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine | 
| I’ve missed all of that | 
| It makes me a few day’s late | 
| Compared with, like, wow! | 
| And weird stuff like that | 
| Taking our sides sometimes | 
| Floral bark | 
| Rouge doctors have brought this specimen | 
| I have nobody’s short-cuts, aha | 
| Nine, number nine | 
| With the situation | 
| They are standing still | 
| The plan, the telegram | 
| (Hubbbbba, hubbbbba, hubbbbbba, hubbbbba, hubbbbba | 
| Number nine, number Hubbba) | 
| A man without terrors from beard to false | 
| As the headmaster reported to my son | 
| He really can try, as they do, to find function | 
| Tell what he was saying, and his voice was low and his hive high | 
| And his eyes were low | 
| Alright! | 
| It was on fire and his glasses were the same | 
| This thing know if it was tinted | 
| But you know it isn’t | 
| To me it is… | 
| Number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine | 
| Number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine | 
| Number nine, number nine, number nine | 
| So the wife called me and we’d better go to see a surgeon | 
| To price it Yellow underclothes | 
| So, any road, we went to see a dentist instead | 
| That gave her a pair of teeth which wasn’t any good at all | 
| So I said I’d marry, join the fucking navy and went to sea | 
| Block that kick, block that kick | 
| In my broken chair, my wings are broken and so is my hair | 
| I’m not in the mood for whirling | 
| How? | 
| Dogs for dogging, hands for clapping | 
| Bird’s for birding, and fish for fishing | 
| Them for themming and when for whemming | 
| Only to find the night-watchman | 
| Unaware of his presence in the building | 
| Number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine | 
| Number nine, number nine | 
| Industry allows financial imbalance | 
| Thrusting it bewteen his shoulder blades | 
| The watusi, the twist | 
| Eldorado | 
| Take this, brother, may it serve you well | 
| Maybe it’s nothing | 
| What, what oh… | 
| Maybe, even then, impervious in London | 
| Could be difficult thing | 
| It’s quick like rush for peace because it’s so much | 
| Like being naked | 
| It’s alright, it’s alright, it’s alright, it’s alright | 
| It’s alright, it’s alright, it’s alright, it’s alright | 
| It’s alright | 
| If, you’ve become naked | 
| Block that kick, block that kick, block that kick, block that kick | 
| Block that kick, block that kick, block that kick, block that kick | 
| Block that kick, block that kick, block that kick, block that kick | 
| Block that kick, block that kick, block that kick, block that kick |