| It was a used car dealers' election
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| And the choice was rather small
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| The boys agreed, «it's the war we need
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| So there’s no president at all.»
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| Here’s to Nixon and Agnew
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| They are the stars of the stage and screen
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| Not since Laurel and Hardy
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| Have I laughed so hard I screamed
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| I thought that Johnson was the devil
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| I thought we couldn’t do no worse
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| Now the White House stands in Disneyland
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| This country must be under a curse
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| Here’s to Nixon and Agnew
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| They are the stars of the stage and screen
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| Not since Laurel and Hardy
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| Have I laughed so hard I screamed
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| I dreamed that Nixon died of a suntan
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| There was only Spiro left
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| At his swearing in, he fell on his chin
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| He assasinated himself
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| Here’s to Nixon and Agnew
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| They are the stars of the stage and screen
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| Not since Laurel and Hardy
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| Have I laughed so hard I screamed |