| I first met her she was in the bed screaming
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| Woke up from a bad dream she was dreaming
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| That’s why she likes me to hang around so near
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| She go-go danced ‘til she got outa trouble
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| Then she tried burlesque with a great big bubble
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| Trouble with the bubble was it was clear
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| She bakes me poisonberry pie
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| To feed me when I’m high
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| So the very next time I die
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| You’ll know why
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| She used to go with a funny farm farmer
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| He was kind of bright but not bright enough to harm her
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| And when he tried you know just what she’d do
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| Start smokin' those morning glories
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| And when she’s caught she tell the story
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| Not as bad as drinkin' all of that Mountain Dew
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| She bakes me poisonberry pie
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| To feed me when I’m high
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| So the very next time I die
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| You’ll know why
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| Down, down, d-down, d-down, d-down, d-down
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| Down, down, d-down, d-down, d-down, d-down
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| D-down, d-down, d-down, d-down, d-down, down
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| She tried to be women’s-libber
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| When she burned her bra she lost her figure
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| And no-one's going to listen if you ain’t got it there
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| She went from a fortune-teller
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| I heard last night she was Helen Keller
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| That’s why she sees everything so clear
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| Don’t wanna say that she’s unstable
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| But I wish that she’d get off the table
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| She knows I put a dollar down to pay for the beer
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| She bakes me poisonberry pie
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| To feed me when I’m high
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| So the very next time I die
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| You’ll know why |