| She came looking for me with her arms open wide,
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| like some long lost friend of mine.
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| She said 'Excuse me, but do you remember me ?'
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| I said 'No, I don’t believe I do'
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| So she looked me up and down
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| and undressed me with her eyes,
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| then she said 'You've got everything I need, you’ve got everything I want'
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| So I said 'OK,
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| you can wear my hat,
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| you can have my coat,
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| you can take my shirt
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| 'cos I don’t need it.
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| You can wear my shoes,
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| you can take my socks,
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| come on take my bag it’s yours
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| If you love it,
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| you can have it if you love it,
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| ain’t no problem if you love it,
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| come on take it if you love it.
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| So her friend came up to me
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| with a pen and paper in her hand,
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| expressing some interest in the number of my room,
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| She said 'Excuse me, but do you remember me? | 
| '
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| I said 'No,' she said 'Can I appeal to you?'
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| So I looked her up and down
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| and realising her insinuations I blushed
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| she said 'Listen babe you don’t know me,
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| no you don’t know me but you owe me,
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| and I love you,
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| yes I love you,
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| put your arms around me 'cos I love you,
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| I got all your records and I love you'
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| So I suggested
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| you can wear my hat,
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| you can have my coat,
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| you can take my shirt
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| 'cos I don’t need it.
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| You can wear my shoes,
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| you can take my socks,
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| come on take my bag it’s yours
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| If you love it,
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| you can have it if you love it,
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| ain’t no problem if you love it,
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| come on take it if you love it.
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| Well later on that day this guy came to me with a scrap of paper in his hand
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| he said 'Hey buddy can you sign your name for me?'
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| I said 'Why, do I owe you money?' | 
| He said 'No'
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| I said 'Listen pal do I know you? | 
| Have we ever met?
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| Why do you want my name on this little piece of paper?
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| He said 'I love you,
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| I don’t know you but I love you,
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| like my brother I love you,
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| put your arms around me 'cos I love you'
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| I said 'Hey let’s not rush things
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| you can wear my hat,
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| you can have my coat,
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| you can take my shirt
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| 'cos I don’t need it.
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| You can wear my shoes,
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| you can take my socks,
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| come on take my bag it’s yours
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| If you love it,
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| you can have it if you love it,
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| ain’t no problem if you love it,
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| come on take it if you love it.
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| You can wear my hat,
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| You can wear my hat,
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| You can wear my hat,
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| Come on wear my hat. |