Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Who Got the Funk, artist - Phife Dawg.
Date of issue: 09.12.2020
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Who Got the Funk |
Passengers all aboard this Brooklyn-Queens express |
We got the Sound and Phife Dawg from A Tribe Called Quest |
Just in case some non-believers might contest this bout |
We’ll be sparking paper MCs on the low cool route |
Some blame complexity, be rhyming from the dictionairy |
I rhyme from memory its all in the chemistry |
Peter channel did he doubt the host with the most |
Roasting niggas from the star to the Ivory Coast |
Some say they explodin', but they be implodin' |
I block out evil eyes and leave 'em blinded like Odin |
So get that 20/20 I’m a deeper visionary |
I see through adversaries, and all their petty worries |
This bitch called Wanda had me locked like an anaconda |
I used to ponder, the ways that I could get beyond her |
Her brother used to front but beef he used to want not |
I had him fighting like a slave on an auction block |
Hey Miss Behavin when I’m blowing up your safe haven |
No better yet I’m haunting whack MCs like Wes Craven |
Or Clyde Barker, the dread I rode with is darker |
And damper this is rockin' wilder beats and parkers |
Yeah yeah it’s the world’s greatest five footer |
Phife Dawg in the place to be |
With my diabetic partner Beetle, kno' what I’m sayin'? |
SOS in effect, I got the nikes on my feet and a knick jersey on |
So check it out |
Phife Dawg will hit you off with some rugg dat shit |
Pass me the mic and watch us get intimate |
Not only does it walk with me it talks to me |
Pats me on the back and says: |
'Son that was a job well done' |
Why thank you, I’m glad I can be of great service |
Cause its mad MCs out there nowadays that sound nervous |
Life is too short to be sounding like a novice |
You can’t MC then get the fuck out my office |
Niggas is like: 'Oh my Lord it can’t be him again!' |
Biting my style like a wolverine from Michigan |
When I see a mic my dick gets stiffer than a mannequin |
Been poppin' shit since the tender age of friggin' ten |
After the share I’m sure that the people will be plexed with me |
Especially, if they know they have no strategy |
Don’t mess with me I’m the one that you don’t wanna see |
You know my name, you must be drunk off fuckin' Henessy |
Remember me, back in the days you didn’t check for me |
Play me out like as if my name was friggin' Stanley |
All of a sudden I’m more famous than anus |
???have brand new gayness? |
Or better yet the virus |
Kid don’t even try it, just keep your monkey ass quiet |
Fuck around with me you take a loss 4 years in a row like the bill |
So you better chill, word |
I got more whizz than George pallace |
Or better yet Tom Landry in his years out on Dallas |
Creative on my own, never had the urge to borrow |
And if you don’t believe me you can ask my girl tomorrow |
About the wordplay, yes, peace to SOS |
East Coast forever boy, cause the rest can’t test |
What you cowards know about that nigga rhyme flow |
That’s cooler than the tundra, and eviler than Mumra |
I’m in that zonin' mode, 7−0-1's the area code |
Me and Chamby higher than the lizard and the toad |
Verbal mojo, my flow be magic like Orlando |
If shit gets thick, i got the fuckin' madness clique |
I smoke I smoke, I roll on niggas like a boulder |
Murderer, too much blood up on your shoulder |
When my metaphors spill I dunk on punks like grand will |
My uncanny vocab skills have doctors saying that im ill |
But I ain’t sick I’m very healthy |
And hope that rap makes me wealthy |
Fuck a buck and a dream |
I got a partner and a production team |
We got the flows so say that you’ll win battles chump |
Verbally you’re just a punk |
That’s how battleships get sunk |
So recognize the mental when I step inside the center |
Cause rappin’s just a job, being a jigga’s an adventure |