| Him:
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| I met 'er down in Napoli and didn’t she look great
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| And so I brought 'er back to Blighty just to show me mates
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| And though we’re married 'appily, I’ll tell ya furthermore
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| I 'aven't 'ad a decent meal since Nineteen-Forty-Four!
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| Her:
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| Eat your minestrone, Joe!
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| Him:
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| That’s all you ever say!
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| Her:
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| Eat your macaroni, Joe!
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| Him:
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| Ev’ry blinkin' day!
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| Her:
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| No wonder you’re so boney, Joe
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| And skinny as a rake!
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| Him:
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| Well then, give us a bash at the bangers and mash me muvver used to make!
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| Him:
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| Bangers and mash
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| Her:
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| Minestrone
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| Him:
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| Bangers and mash
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| Her:
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| Macaroni
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| Him:
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| Give us a bash at the bangers and mash me muvver used to make!
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| Her:
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| Eat your tagliatelli, Joe!
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| Him:
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| That’s all I’ve 'eard for years!
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| Her:
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| Eat your vermicelli, Joe!
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| Him:
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| It’s comin' out me ears!
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| Her:
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| You’ve got to fill your belly, Joe!
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| Joe, for heaven’s sake!
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| Him:
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| Well then, give us a bash at the bangers and mash me muvver used to make!
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| Her:
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| Well, alright!
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| Him:
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| Bangers and mash
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| Her:
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| Tagliatelli
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| Him:
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| Bangers and mash
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| Her:
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| Vermicelli
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| Him:
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| Ah, give us a bash at the bangers and mash me muvver used to make!
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| (Spoken. All voices by Sellers):
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| American reporter:
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| Nineteen-Forty-Three, Allied Forces land in Italy!
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| 1st soldier:
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| There’s a smashin'-lookin' bird over there, Bert. |
| I think she’s showin' out
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| there
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| 2nd soldier:
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| Well, why don’t you chat 'er up then?
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| 1st soldier:
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| Right! |
| Bongourno Signorina now. |
| 'Ere, are you married?
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| Italian Girl:
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| (Unintellible reply)
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| 1st soldier:
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| There y’are. |
| Can’t 'ave a fairer answer than that, can ya!
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| Her:
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| I met him back in Italy, so dashing and good-looking
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| He wined me and he dined me ev’ry night
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| He said I smiled so prettily and how he loved my cooking
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| But since he’s married me, it seems he’s lost his appetite
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| Him (Italian accent):
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| Eat your tagliatelli, Joe!
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| Her (Cockney accent):
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| That’s all you ever say! |
| Ooohhhhh!
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| Him:
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| Eat your vermicelli, Joe!
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| Her:
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| Ev’ry bloomin' day!
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| Him:
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| You’ve a-got to fill your belly, Joe!
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| Joe, for heaven’s sake!
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| Her:
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| Well then, give us a bash at the bangers and mash your muvver used to make!
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| Him:
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| Bangers and mash
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| Her:
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| Minestrone
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| Him:
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| Bangers and mash
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| Her:
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| Macaroni
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| Him:
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| Give me a bash with the bangers and mash!
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| Her:
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| (Laughing)
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| Him:
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| Like the same one what your mother was!
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| Her:
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| (Laughing)
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| Him:
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| What you laughing at now?
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| Her:
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| (Laughing)
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| Him:
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| (Indistinct)
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| .. .. . |
| Please! |
Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Bangers and Mash (From "Peter and Sophia"), artist - Peter SellersAlbum song Peter and Sophia, in the genre Саундтреки