
Date of issue: 31.12.2008
Song language: English
Modern Love |
Hey, I’m feeling so dirty, you’re looking so clean |
All you can give is a spin in your washing machine |
I fly off to Rome to my prima bella |
She leaves me in the rain with telescopic umbrella |
Ooh the pain — Modern love can be a strain |
I trusted my Venus was untouched in her shell |
But the pearls in her oyster were tacky as hell |
For Lady Godiva I came incognito |
But her driver had stolen her red hot magneto |
Ooh the pain — Modern love can be a strain |
I don’t know why they leave me in the lurch |
To carry on the search |
It’s driving me up the wall |
Pity when I have so much passion |
Romance is out of fashion |
Can’t handle modern love at all |
So I worship Diana by the light of the moon |
When I pull out my pipe she screams out of tune |
In Paris my heart sinks when I see the Mona Lisa |
She gives me the wink, then she shows me the freezer |
Ooh the pain — Modern love can be a strain |
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