| When I was a little girl I wished I was a boy
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| I tagged along behind the gang and wore my corduroys
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| Everybody said I only did it to annoy
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| But I was gonna be an engineer
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| Mamma said, «Why can’t you be a lady?
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| Your duty is to make me the mother of a pearl
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| Wait until you’re older, dear
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| And maybe you’ll be glad that you’re a girl
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| Dainty as a Dresden statue, gentle as a Jersey cow
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| Smooth as silk, gives cream and milk
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| Learn to coo, learn to moo
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| That’s what you do to be a lady, now
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| When I went to school I learned to write and how to read
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| History, geography and home economy
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| And typing is a skill that every girl is sure to need
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| To while away the extra time until the time to breed
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| And then they had the nerve to ask, what would I like to be?
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| I says, «I'm gonna be an engineer!»
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| «No, you only need to learn to be a lady
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| The duty isn’t yours, for to try to run the world
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| An engineer could never have a baby
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| Remember, dear, that you’re a girl»
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| She’s smart — for a woman
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| I wonder how she got that way?
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| You get no choice, you get no voice
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| Just stay mum, pretend you’re dumb
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| That’s how you come to be a lady, today
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| Well, I started as a typist but I studied on the sly
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| Working out the day and night so I could qualify
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| And every time the boss came in, he pinched me on the thigh
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| Said, «I've never had an engineer!»
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| «You owe it to the job to be a lady
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| The duty of the staff is to give the boss a whirl
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| The wages that you get are crummy, maybe
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| But it’s all you get, 'cause you’re a girl»
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| Then Jimmy came along and we set up a conjugation
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| We were busy every night with loving recreation
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| I spent my days at work so he could get an education
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| And now he’s an engineer!
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| He said: «I know you’ll always be a lady
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| The duty of my darling is to love me all her life
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| Could an engineer look after or obey me?
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| Remember, dear, that you’re my wife!»
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| As soon a Jimmy got a job, I studied hard again
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| Then busy at me turret-lathe a year or two, and then
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| The morning that the twins were born, Jimmy says to them
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| «Your mother was an engineer!»
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| «You owe it to the kids to be a lady
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| Dainty as a dish-rag, faithful as a chow
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| Stay at home, you got to mind the baby
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| Remember you’re a mother now!»
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| Every time I turn around there’s something else to do
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| Cook a meal or mend a sock or sweep a floor or two
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| Listening to Jimmy Young — it makes me want to spew
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| I was gonna be an engineer
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| I only wish that I could be a lady
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| I’d do the lovely things that a lady’s s’posed to do
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| I wouldn’t even mind if only they would pay me
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| Then I could be a person too
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| What price for a woman?
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| You can buy her for a ring of gold
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| To love and obey, without any pay
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| You get a cook and a nurse for better or worse
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| You don’t need a purse when a lady is sold
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| Oh, but now the times are harder and me Jimmy’s got the sack;
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| I went down to Vicker’s, they were glad to have me back
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| But I’m a third-class citizen, my wages tell me that
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| But I’m a first-class engineer!
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| The boss he says «We pay you as a lady
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| You only got the job because I can’t afford a man
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| With you I keep the profits high as may be
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| You’re just a cheaper pair of hands.»
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| You got one fault, you’re a woman;
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| You’re not worth the equal pay
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| A bitch or a tart, you’re nothing but heart
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| Shallow and vain, you’ve got no brain
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| Well, I listened to my mother and I joined a typing pool
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| Listened to my lover and I put him through his school
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| If I listen to the boss, I’m just a bloody fool
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| And an underpaid engineer
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| I been a sucker ever since I was a baby
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| As a daughter, as a mother, as a lover, as a dear
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| But I’ll fight them as a woman, not a lady
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| I’ll fight them as an engineer! |