| I know an old lady who swallowed a fly,
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| I don’t know why he swallowed a fly.
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| I guess she’ll die.
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| I know an old lady who swallowed a spider
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| That wriggled and wriggled and tickled inside her.
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| She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
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| But I don’t know why he swallowed the fly.
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| I guess she’ll die.
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| I know an old lady who swallowed a bird.
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| Now, how absurd to swallow a bird.
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| She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
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| That wriggled and wriggled and tickled inside her.
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| She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
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| But I don’t know why he swallowed the fly.
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| I guess she’ll die.
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| I know an old lady who swallowed a cat!
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| Now, fancy that--to swallow a cat!
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| She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
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| Swallowed the bird to catch the spider
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| That wriggled and wriggled and tickled inside her.
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| She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
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| But I don’t know why he swallowed the fly.
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| I guess she’ll die.
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| I know an old lady who swallowed a dog!
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| My, what a hog to swallow a dog!
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| She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
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| Swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
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| Swallowed the bird to catch the spider
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| That wriggled and wriggled and tickled inside her.
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| She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
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| But I don’t know why he swallowed the fly.
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| I guess she’ll die.
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| I know an old lady who swallowed a goat.
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| She just opened her throat and in walked the goat!
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| She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
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| Swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
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| Swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
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| Swallowed the bird to catch the spider
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| That wriggled and wriggled and tickled inside her.
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| She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
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| But I don’t know why he swallowed the fly.
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| I guess she’ll die.
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| I know an old lady who swallowed a cow.
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| I don’t know how, but she swallowed a cow!
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| She swallowed the cow to catch the goat,
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| Swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
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| Swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
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| Swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
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| Swallowed the bird to catch the spider
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| That wriggled and wriggled and tickled inside her.
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| She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
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| But I don’t know why he swallowed the fly.
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| I guess she’ll die.
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| I know an old lady who swallowed a horse.
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| She died, of course. |