| Jack and Jill Party |
|---|
| I’m going to a Jack-and-Jill party |
| A Jack-and-Jill party |
| Is always gonna start me |
| On the road to ruin |
| And who knows where? |
| When you’ve done your make-up |
| You can fix your hair |
| In the doghouse |
| With the rejects |
| On the scrapheap |
| Out of context |
| I’m such a fool |
| I had the wrong idea |
| Should have gone to stage school |
| And got a career |
| I’m going out |
| (To a party |
| A Jack-and-Jill party) |
| I’m going to America |
| A very big subject |
| America |
| When we’re walking down the avenue |
| Hand in hand |
| Flashbulbs flashing |
| On command |
| Possessed of a power to fascinate |
| It’s almost like |
| I’m almost straight |
| And that’s such a great |
| Substantial way |
| To deflect hate |
| In the USA |
| I’m going out |
| (To a party |
| A Jack-and-Jill party) |
| I’m going to a Jack-and-Jill party |
| A Jack-and-Jill party |
| And nobody’s gonna stop me |
| I don’t care |
| What they say |
| These days everybody |
| Is a DJ |
| The public reject |
| Collectors collect |
| It’s a matter of size |
| And you’re up for a prize |
| Taking refuge |
| From the human race |
| The only solution |
| Exploring the space |
| I’m going out |
| (To a party |
| A Jack-and-Jill party) |
| I’m going out |
| (To a party |
| A Jack-and-Jill party) |
