| Write To Your Brother |
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| Mary, you should write to your brother |
| Every night until he recovers |
| In the letter press a fresh flower |
| And bless it with a higher power |
| Tell him mom treats you like a lover |
| That you have to hide all the mouthwash from her |
| And seal it with three closed-mouth kisses |
| And write «do not open 'til Christmas» |
