| It’s true, it’s true, the crown has made it clear
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| The climate must be perfect all the year
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| A law was made a distant moon ago here
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| July and August cannot be too hot
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| And there’s a legal limit to the snow here in Camelot
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| The winter is forbidden till December
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| And exits March the second on the dot
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| By order, summer lingers through September in Camelot
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| Camelot: Camelot
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| I know it sounds a bit bizarre
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| But in Camelot: Camelot
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| That’s how conditions are
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| The rain may never fall till after sundown
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| By eight, the morning fog must disappear
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| In short, there’s simply not a more congenial spot
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| For happily ever after in than here in Camelot
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| Camelot: Camelot
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| I know it gives a person pause
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| But in Camelot: Camelot
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| Those are the legal laws
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| The snow may never slush upon the hillside
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| By nine p.m. |
| the moonlight must appear
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| In short, there’s simply not a more congenial spot
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| For happily ever after in than here in Camelot |