| I was chillin at the crib about 12 o clock
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| When Thes Love called up, he knew a party we could rock
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| Sometime around 8, yo we can’t be late
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| (Thes One)
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| So straight I’ll pick you up at seven, dig inside the crate
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| And find a fresh plate to rotate to make the b-boys get aches
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| And me and you, the super MC’s to get the cake
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| (Double K)
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| Word up! |
| I called the posse, we can all roll out,
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| Cause once we step up in the party, yo we make the ladies shout
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| People Under the Stairs, yeah and you know we got the clout
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| Packed up my records, rolled up the blunt
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| (Thes One)
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| I got out the black book, tried to call up this stunt
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| She wasn’t home, so I paged her, left the celly on roam
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| And we out to the night, right on Pico
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| Rolled down the street, stopped at the red light
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| (Double K)
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| Kept on going, made a right on Sierra Bonita,
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| Yo Thes, where’s your fake ID? |
| Ya know we need a Little bit of liquor for the night
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| (Thes One)
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| I was born in 1974!
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| (Double K)
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| Yeah, right!
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| (Thes One)
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| Word! |
| Corona represent just enough to get me screamin
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| Like them other latin brothers whose intoxicated demon’s
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| Tape bumps lovely, we keep it goin, ain’t mine on deck
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| The backseat complete, goin and goin
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| (Double K)
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| Turned up the beats and hopped on the ten
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| Talkin lot about the pigeons that we bout to see again
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| Yo I’m tryin to stop drinkin, but nigga pass the cup!
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| This fool Thes is freestylin, almost passed the exit up
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| (Thes One)
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| Because the drinkin and drivin’s a guaranteed no no Cause with the bottle in my hand, it’s fuckin up my rhyme flow
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| I went right, kinda slow, at the bottom of the ramp
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| Ten car caravan, undisputed champion
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| (Double K)
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| Pulled up to the place, had to find a parking space
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| This ugly bitch was looking at us so I give the gas face
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| (Thes One)
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| Hey yo, her friends was butt too but they jocked this big crew
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| Told the bitch to jump in the jeep, I’ll take you to the zoo
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| (Double K)
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| Ha ha! |
| Word
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| Her head was all big
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| They should’ve been at the zoo though
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| Got up to the line (five dollars please!)
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| Oh we’re with the DJ (nope, five dollars please!)
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| Bitch, we’re with the DJ (FIVE DOLLARS PLEASE!)
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| I’ma have to beat your ass
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| (alright just let me stamp your hand, get in there!)
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| I was the first one in and the crew was behind
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| So I kept on walkin, couldn’t waste no time
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| Bumped into this white guy that I knew
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| He offered me a brew, I was like fuck it Took it to the head, now I’m through
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| So he laughed, rolled another one up This fool Thes is pushin it, puttin gin in my cup
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| Now I’m toked back, can’t walk worth shit
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| He lamp lit the J and I hit that shit
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| Took about a hundred pulls, at least that’s how it felt
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| Chillin with my boy, at least that’s how it felt
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| Realized I was buggin then I saw Mike’s pops
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| When I decide to spark the beedie and relaxed at the spot
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| Yo, to the DJ, throw on 2Pac
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| I walked back in and showed the stamp, felt like I was shot
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| Oh my God! |
| Saw this brown skinned cutie
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| With a big booty, titties big as hell, looked like Tootie
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| Hey girl, how you doin, oh shit I looked back
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| My nigga Thes is on the mic about to bust another rap
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| Yo, this fool Thes,
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| Ay man you bout to rap huh
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| (Hey is that Thes?)
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| Do it do it!
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| (Thes One)
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| Mic Check one two, how do you do, I’m Thes!
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| The party honored guest cause the crew gets blessed
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| Never have I stressed, ask my man J Quest
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| I rock the mic possessed when the beat’s compressed
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| I rotate grills or analogs at best
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| It’s the true B-Boy and that always gets respect
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| Pass the Corona, keep two in the icechest
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| Pull a girl like a plug cause I’m finessed
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| Find me when I seem sexually represesed
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| I treat em really good til they get obsessed
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| They actin kinda funny and they get bloodtests
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| If they actin ill I go and take the next best
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| You MC’s be rappin funny, I’m not impressed
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| Standin like products of parental incest
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| But son, my tape’s for sale so I hope you invest
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| Sunny up on skills, that’s what I suggest
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| If you think you’re fresh, you catch a litmus test
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| Drop some fresh rhymes, that is my request
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| You got no heart, let me lay you down to rest
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| I invoke the hiphop citizen’s arrest
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| My name is… yo man
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| (Double K)
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| Hey that fool done kicked the cord out!
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| (Thes One)
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| Plug me back in yo!
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| (Double K)
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| Ay, what’s up? |
| What’s up?
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| Man, fuck these motherfuckers
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| (Voice in the background)
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| Party’s over,
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| Everyone out of my house!
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| (Double K)
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| Yo Thes, yo, ay I’m fucked up,
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| I’m fucked up, I can’t… yo I can’t walk… awww shit |