| I took a trip to Boston
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| I was feeling in the mood
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| For a plate of that wonderful famous food
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| When I got there I had a big shock
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| Just about as big as a whole city block
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| They have no beans in Boston
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| Plenty of fish
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| Chinese food if that’s your dish
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| Steaks and chops are a beautiful fair
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| I couldn’t find any Boston beans there
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| When Captain John Smith came in 1614
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| He was the first diplomat that the Indians had seen
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| If they had Boston Beans than I really wouldn’t know
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| Got to admit that was a long time ago
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| No beans in Boston
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| Plenty of fish
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| Chinese food if that’s your dish
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| Steaks and chops are a beautiful fair
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| I couldn’t find any Boston beans there
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| And when Paul Revere rode his horse that night
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| And lit those lanterns before the big fight
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| He must of been hungry when he got back
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| Boston beans would of been a beautiful snack
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| They have some tea leaves left from that well known party
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| Great museums if your feeling hearty
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| They have Cambridge and Harvard and MIT
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| The didn’t have any beans for me
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| No beans in Boston
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| Plenty of fish
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| Chinese food if that’s your dish
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| Steaks and chops are a beautiful fair
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| I couldn’t find any Boston beans there
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| I Love Boston but there’s no beans there |